TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa : O yaar car ki speed itni kyon

badha

di?
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. .Banta: O car ki break fail ho gayi hai,

accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar

pahunch jaate

hain….!

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#1447 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

NonVeg hindi Jokes

Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop.

Salesman: Please come inside & choose.







Santa: Bhosadike tu bahar aa aur mera choos…bhenchod!!!!!

#1972 ADMIN

03:21:01 PM 12 Oct, 2016

Santabanta Jokes in Hindi

संता: पंडित जी, मेरी शादी नहीं हो रही है..
कोई उपाय बताओ।

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पंडित जी:
सबसे पहले, बड़ो से ‘सदा सुखी रहो’ के आशीर्वाद लेना बंद करो. 😀

#2567 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Santa banta Pappu Jokes in Hindi
संता: बेटा, अमेरिका मे 15 साल के बच्‍चे भी
अपने पैरों पे खड़े हो जाते हैं।

पप्पू: लेकिन पापा भारत मे तो
दो साल का बच्‍चा भागने भी लगता है।

#3339 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Mahaveer Jayanti hai.

#6851 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
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bnglore aya banglore aya.
balle balle
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'air hostess: hello sir.

b silent
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santa- ok anglore aya anglore aya
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alle alle .

#7525 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

You can't beat this-!

Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???

Santagasp.pngbviosly Moon..

Teacher: How

Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !

#7637 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Santa flight me pilot ka

headphone chheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le

aur Gaane tum suno...!!

#7703 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted

#7708 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari
Mila..
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Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do.. 2 Din
se Bhukha Hoon”
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Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya
Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??
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Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Haan”
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Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar
Na

#7761 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur

khali bartan main spoon ghumane laga.


JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?


Santa: "Chutiya"