Happy 12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Santa : Tere result ka kya hua?
Pappu : Teacher keh rahi thi ki ek saal aur lagega is class mein.
Santa : Saal bhale 2-3 lag jaayein lekin fail na hona mere puttar.

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#3339 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Mahaveer Jayanti hai.

#8621 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?

Santa: Koi Khas nahi.

Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.

Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga..

Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai

#9142 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho
Tum??
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Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho?
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun.
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Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab
Laptop Aur LCD
Ka Zamana Hai

#9165 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa to Banta :-
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki
Ande Kitne h...
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to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
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agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h...
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to Murgi bhi teri....
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Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De

#9392 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum??


Santa:Tum Koun Ho?

Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun.

Santa: Ha.ha.. TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.

#9393 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum??

Santa:Tum Koun Ho?

Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun.

Santa: Ha.ha..
TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.

#16034 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Phool wala: Sahab yeh phool apni girlfriend ke liye lelo.
Santa:Meri koi girlfriend nahi hai.
Phool wala: To phir apni mangetar ke liye hi lelo.
Santa: Woh bhi nahi hai.
Phool wala: To phir apni biwi ke liye hi lelo.
Santa: Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.
Phool wala: To phir aye duniya ke sabse khush-kismat insaan, meri tafar se yeh phool tere liye.