TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa to Banta: Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo sidha teri bhabi k dil pe lage .

Banta: Goli mar de

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#3339 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Mahaveer Jayanti hai.

#8763 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa: Interview kaisa hua?

Banta: Thik hua yaar, par aakhir mein woh angrezi me kuchh bola... "Show me your testimonials."

Santa: Toh Phir?

Banta: Mujhe lagta hai ki main galat cheez dikha ke aaya hoon..

#8772 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Santa: Banta bhai kahan ho,... kal toh saari raat offline
no msg
no audio
no video
kya baat he...
Kisi ka presure hai kya ,.....???

Banta: रात को नेट बंद था ..
तो बिवी से बात करी मैंने …यार
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अच्छी औरत है … वो भी

#9179 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha..

Banta:kya kar raha hai?

Santa:Lassi bana raha hun

Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai??

Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai..

ab bata..
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Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega?

#9293 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h....

Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...

Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.

Banta: nahi chupai yar...

Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...

Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.

Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...

#9297 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

SANTA:
Shimla ja raha hu.......
Raste me Wife ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA:
Meri bhi le ja yaar.........
ushe bhi gira dena.
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SANTA:
Agar tu Bura na mane
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use Wapsi me gira du ?

#9310 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai..
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Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi..

#9483 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Banta:" Pareshan lag rahe ho..

Santa:" Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..

Banta:" Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
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Santa:" Lekin biwi ko nahi pata...

#9587 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

3 Poultry Farms ki Inspection ho rhi thi...

Inspector: Tum Murgion ko kya dete ho ?
Banta: Bajra

Inspector: Wrong Food

Arrest him

Inspector: Tum kya dete ho ?

Banta's relative: Rice

Inspector: Tum Bhi galat ho

Arrest him too

Santa ghabra k bola: main to sab Murgion ko 5-5 rupay de deta hu jis ka jo dil kare kha le...