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Rakesh
12:00:00 AM 04 Jun, 2017
Suna hai aaj bik raha hai ishq baazaar mein,
koi unse pooche kya wafa bhi saath dete ho..
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#8652 Aman
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,
K,
Achanak Jija ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"
Ki Tarah Guzaaren"
Sali sharmate hue boli:
"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"
Jija:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"
#8906 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein?
Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha,
kaun sa song suna....
Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...
#8909 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein?
Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain,
kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna....
Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...
#9427 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai,
Aaj fir Biwi ne 2 baatein sunayi hai,
Dil to krta hai sudhar jaun magar,
Bajuwali aaj fir bhig k aayi hai..
HAPPY MONSOON..
#9429 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Monsoon Special-
Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai,
Aaj fir GF ne 2 baatein sunayi hai,
Dil to krta hai sudhar jaun magar,
Bajuwali aaj fir bhig k aayi hai tongue.png
#16017 Happy
12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017
Ek secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe ja rahi thi
Raat ko woh kaafi deir tak Boss ko apne kisse sunaati rahi
Ke achanak boss ne poochha: "Kya khayal hai aaj raat hum donon miyan biwi ki tarah guzarein"
Secretary sharmate huye boli: Sir, jaisi aap ki marzi.
Boss: To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do.
#23498 Rakesh
12:00:00 AM 01 Jun, 2017
Sab friend ko mile sanmati
Aaj hai makar sankranti
Sweet friend ug gaya dinkar
Udae patang hum milkar
Aakash ho patang se ata
Sunao wo mara wo kata.
#24916 Rakesh
12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017
Mere wajood mein wafaa ki roshni utaar de,
Fir itna pyar de ke mujhe chahato se maar de,
Bahut udaas hu isliye main tere paas aa gayi,
Kuch aisi baat ker jo dil ko chain-o-qaraar de,
Suna hai teri ek nazar sanwaarti hain zindagi,
Jo ho sake toh aaj meri zindagi sanwar de !!
#25947 Afsar
12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
