TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Teacher : Agar Koi Moti Ladki

Palat Ke Wapas Aye Toh

Iss Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ?
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.Pappu : GOL MAAL RETURNS..

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#7573 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Girl to teacher: ye pyar kya hota
hai sir ??
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Teacher: jab tum badi ho kar achi ladki banogi to tumhe 1 pyar
karne wala milega.
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Girl: agar achi na bani to ?
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Teacher: to bahut saraye milenge :

#8394 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Studnt:Mam ye mardana kamzori kya hoti hai?

Teacher: beta agar ap k khwab me koi ladki aye or waha par bhi uski izzat bach jaye,

to ise mardana kamzori kehte hai

#8982 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Science Teacher -
Agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye
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.Student: Magar, Sir usko behosh kaise kiya jaye..!

#9135 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyaar kya
Hota Hai Sir ??
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Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho
kar Achi Ladki Banogi to
Tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to ?
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Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge

#9253 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Height of 'KUCH BHI'
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Teacher: agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain ,
aur unme se 7 amrood tod liye to
kitne angoor bachenge?
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Student : sir 9 haathi
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Teacher: waah tumhe kaise pata
chala?
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Student: sir kyunki mai lunch
me gobhi ki sabji laaya hoon....
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Moral : roz brush karo warna petrol
mehnga ho jaaega..

#9367 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Teacher:" agar raat me machhar kate to kya karna chahiye..
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Boy:" chup chap khuja kar so jana chahiye qki aap rajnikant to ho nhi..
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jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge...