Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student - Shaadi.
Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student - Dulha Banunga.
Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge
Student - Dulhan.
Teacher-Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.? Student - Bahu launga.
Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student - Pota.
Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.? Student - "Hum do hamare do.
