Terms to Know - Funny Jokes
Terms to Know
TRAFFIC LIGHT � Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.
DIVORCE � Postgraduate in School of Love.
PIONEER � Early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.
PEOPLE � Some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.
SWIMMING POOL � A mob of people with water in it.
SELF-CONTROL � The ability to eat only one peanut.
SALESMAN � Man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink.
CANNIBAL � Person who likes to see other people stewed.
EGOCENTRIC � A person who believes he is everything you know you are.
FOREIGN FILM � Any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western.
OPTIMIST � Girl who regards a bulge as a curve.
MAGAZINE � Bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
COLLEGE � The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.
EMERGENCY NUMBERS � Police station, fire department and places that deliver.
OPERA � When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
BUFFET � A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."
BABY-SITTER � A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.
TATTOO � Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
