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#95 ADMIN

11:23:36 PM 11 Mar, 2016

*: URGENT.*

Tonight at 00: 30 to 03: 30 make sure to turn off the phone, cellular, tablet, etc ... and put away from your body.

Singapore television announced the news. Please tell your family and friends. Tonight, 12:30 to 3:30 for our planet will be very high radiation. Cosmic rays will pass close to Earth. So please turn off your cell phone. Do not leave your device close to your body, it can cause you terrible damage. Check Google and NASA BBC News. Send this message to all the people who matter to you. FORWARDED AS RECEIVED


आज रात 12.30 से 3.30 बजे तक प्रथ्वी के पास से खतरनाक कास्मिक किरणें गुजरेंगी ।
कृपया आप अपने अपने मोबाइलफ़ोन स्विच ऑफ करके रखे ।और फ़ोन को अपने पास रखकर बिल्कुल न सोइए। अन्यथा आपको हानि पहुँच सकती हे।कृपया इस सन्देश को नजरअंदाज न करे। यदि आपको विश्वासन होतो आप गूगल पर "नासा बी बी सी न्यूज़"सर्च कर विस्तृत समाचार देख सकते हे। cede कृपया इस सन्देश को अन्य लोगो तक पहुचाने की कृपा करे। धन्न्यवाद

Pls. Sabhi gruop me send kariye

#117 ADMIN

03:09:06 AM 11 Apr, 2016

*Very interesting & meaningful msg 2 share:*

*If:*
*A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z*
*is equal to:*

*1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26*

*Then,*

*H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K*
=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
*= 98%*

*K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E*
=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
*=96%*

*L+O+V+E*
= 12+15+22+5
*= 54%*

*L+U+C+K ;*
=12+21+3+11
*= 47%*

*None of them makes 100%.*
*Then what makes 100%?*

*Is it Money?*
.
.
.
*NO!*

*M+O+N+E+Y*
= 13+15+14+5+25
*=72%*

*Leadership?*
.
.
.
*NO!*

*L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P*
=12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16
*=97%*

*Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our*

*"ATTITUDE"...*

*A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;*
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
*= 100%*

*It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life*
*and Work that makes*
*OUR Life 100% Successful.*

*Amazing mathematics*

*Beautiful msg to share:*
*Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below*

*A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;*
*E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;*
*I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;*
*M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;*
*Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;*
*U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;*
*Y = 25 ; Z = 26.*

*With each alphabet getting a number,
in chronological order, as above, study the*
*following, and bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself*

*Hindu -*
*S h r e e K r i s h n a*
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1
=135
*=1+3+5 = 9*

*Muslim*
*M o h a m m e d*
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4
= 72
*= 7+2 = 9*

*Jain*
*M a h a v i r*
13+1+8+1+22+9+18
=72
*= 7+2= 9*

*Sikh*
*G u r u N a n a k*
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11
=108
*=1+0+8 = 9*

*Parsi*
*Z a r a t h u s t r a*
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1
=153
*=1+5+3 = 9*

*Buddhist*
*G a u t a m*
7+1+21+20+1+13
=63
*= 6+3 = 9*

*Christian*
*E s a M e s s i a h*
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8
=99
9+9=18
*1+8 = 9*

*Each one ends with number 9*

*THAT IS NATURE'S CREATION TO SHOW THAT GOD IS ONE !!!*

👈 *who ever created this msg's great.....*
👌👌🌟✨✨💖💖

#458 ADMIN

07:41:39 AM 11 Aug, 2016

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more"

#6993 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

This is a killer one-

Ghar ke bahar barsaat ke mausam me ladke ne ladki se romantic hote huwe kaha,

“Jaanu ab andar chalein.... Kab tak hum teeno aise KHADE rahenge

#7525 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

You can't beat this-!

Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???

Santagasp.pngbviosly Moon..

Teacher: How

Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !

#7822 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

"Today is Sunday"

Forward this to 15 friends.
Within 7 days you'll get another Sunday
It really works.
One of my friend ignored this msg & he got a Monday within 24 hrs.

#15795 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

One day before exam
�1 day before exam:

A 3 kg, 1000+ page book is lying on the study table.
1st benchers - Let me try a few sample papers.
2nd benchers - This chapter has less weightage, why waste time.
3rd benchers - Iss unit se koi question nahin aaya tha last year.
4th benchers- Yaar aadha tu padhle, baaki mein dekhta hoon. Adjust kar lenge.
5th benchers - Chhodo na yaar, ek din mein kitna padh lunga. Murder 2 bhi nahin dekhi abhi tak. Dost mazak udayenge.

#15909 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Here are two engineers, one of them has hacked others website and try to using this. Just imagine if these two engineers named accordingly their nature and other characters also in same manner. Like good man is Ram, Bad man is Rawan, Website is Seeta.com and other characters are also names from Ramayana, this is pure imagination so don't take it seriously and enjoy imagination]
Ram: Someone has hacked my website; I am not sure who is he but I am unable to access it. I must know who has done that, Laxman, Laxman [loudly].
Laxman: Yaa, what happened?
Ram: what the hell were you doing? I appointed you as the chief security software engineer and you couldn't save your first websites. Someone has hacked Seeta.com.
Laxman: Ram brother, I wasn't there at the time of hacking Seeta.com needs an Add-on on emergency basis and she was popping up "Need: Golden Deer" again and again. So I went to google.com for the same software and when I again maximized up the Seeta.com it was gone already, Raawan did it,�I also disabled the download manager, software update etc using Laxman-Rekha.
Ram: Who is Rekha new joiner?
Laxman: Not bro, it's a software to prevent viruses, I developed it.
Ram: Oh you developed it, that's why!,�anyway call anyone expert who can trace that how did it happen?
Laxman: I know someone named Jatayu Fadiya, who can trace the whole hacking, but in between if Raawan try to access websites Seeta.com then?
Ram: Don't Worry, Seeta.com can not allow anyone to access itself it has been made with default user Ram and with a very secure property called "Pativrataa".
You! Call Jatayu immediately.
Laxman: He is out of network area; I think he must be flying high today.
Ram: Call him continuously, and get connected as he comes little lower.
Laxman: Ok.
Laxma:n: [After sometime]: Bro we get it.
Ram: Ok mail me the detailed.
Laxman: I thought it's urgent.
Ram: ok tail me first but don't forget the mail, and also CC that mail to Bali and Arjun.
Laxman: Ram, Arjun is not available, it will come in future OS, Microsoft Mahabhatarat.
Ram: Ok, than mail Bali and inform him on mobile also that we need a support to find and destroy the hacker ASAP. Who is he anyway and why did he hack our new website?
Laxman: Talk to jatayu for that... he can explain you in detailed.
Jatayu: Hi Ram.
Ram: Hi Jatayu! What's this sound?
Jatayu: Actually I am just flying little above. Anyway for you information He is Raawan, an extraordinary mind student from Shivbhakt Institue, owner of Gold Lanka Consultancy in Srilanka, from our OSC Vibhishan we got information that Raawanalso registered a website named Seeta, but Janak rejected his plea, And one of his sister Surabankha also wanted to join your brother's firm, but Laxman rejected her in interview. That's why in frustration Raawanhacked our Seeta.com.
Ram: but how did he break Laxman's Laxam-Rekha software?
Jatayu: He used some fraud name "Swami" and as you know in your company Raghukul you can't stop someone with names like, "Swami", "Bhikchuk", "Bhakt", etc. Raghukul Reet sadaa chali aayi, "Virus Aa Jaye Par User Naa Jaye".
Ram: Thanks Jatayu, bye. Laxman Mail this to Bali also.
Laxman: ok.
Ram: [After little time] Anyway Laxman what's the status of Bali, is he progressing in right way.
Laxman: yes I talked to him they are making a mirror way to enter Rawan's server, ther are making some Ram-Setu bridge for the Path.
Ram: ok. And what else we need to get back Seeta.
Laxman: as per my knowledge, Raawan has few good software to protect his servers, one of them kumbhkaran, Who eats a lot space in installation and very slow software, but provides a good security, and another one is Meghnath, tracing Meghnath is very tough, he is having good knowledge of JAVA and makes himself invisible and than attack using Jar applications.
Ram: I think the bridge process has been completed and we are ready to attack on Kumbhkaran, Meghanath and Raawan finally.
Laxman: I am starting a SCAN using Angad and other small softwares.

#15913 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Phone call from hell
Narasimha Rao, Mulayam Singh Yadav and Laloo Yadav died and reach hell. All 3 of them desperately feel like talking to their family members. So, when Yamaraj asks them for one last wish they say that they would want to make a phone call to their respective houses. Yamaraj says, 'OK, but you will be charged at international rates for the phone call!'.

Next they make a phone call each and are then given their bill. Narasimha Rao's bill will read Rs. 50,000, Mulayam Singh's, Rs. 45,000 and Laloo's bill Rs. 1.50.

Narasimha Rao and Mulayam Singh are pretty upset and think this is unfair, 'How could you charge him just Rs. 1.50?'.

Yamaraj replies, 'That's because from hell to Bihar it's only a local call.'