Aman 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Tum Logo Ko Tumhaari Maa Ki Kasam Hai,

Agar Kisi Ne Mujhe Sirf Likes Paane Ke Liye

Friendship Day Pe TAG Kiya Toh

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#100 ADMIN

02:53:22 AM 11 Apr, 2016

3 Idiots part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? 😳

Rancho: Bahot dino se Whatsapp me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.😃

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Whatsapp is a Post, Sir.😌

Teacher: Can you please elaborate? 😤

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Whatsapp pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir...
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me reply!
Comment-reply...
Comment-reply... 😆

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-reply.. Comment-reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, tum batao.

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet via different operating systems using internet on whatsapp is called a Post... 😏

Teacher: Excellent!😘

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...😕

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh Facebook ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... 😡

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out! 😡😡😡

Rancho: Why sir?😧

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...😐

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!?😳

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. 😏

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!😩

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya...😕

Jaldi forward karo, market mein naya hein
😜😜😜😜😹😹?🌱

#6962 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

Photofunia Use Karke Chutiyapa Failaane waalo....

Is Paap Ki Saza Tum Logo Ko Zaroor Milegi...

#8477 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

The importance of number 4 in our life!
4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai...
4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat
4 kitabein toh padh li, Ab 4 paise bhi kama lo...
Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me izzat hai
Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya
4 din to ghar me tik ke baith jati
Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata?
Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi
1 aur.....
4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka
Ab message kya dekh rahe ho... 4 logo ko share kar do...

#8490 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha

Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki

Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”

Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”

Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“

#10161 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Papa-beta tum apni shaadi me kin logo ko bulaoge

beta-aap ko chor kar k sab ko bulaunga

papa-mujhe kyo nhi

beta-kya aapne mujhe bulaya tha.......

#17214 shadjg

12:00:00 AM 21 Mar, 2017

Ek bar Sardi (Thand) bahut pad rahi thi aur 3 Dost baat kar rahe the
1st Dost : Yar hamare yaha itni thand padti hai ki Pani ko bhi Garm karke pina padta hai...
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2nd Dost : bas' yar hamare yaha to itni sardi padti hai ki jab hum toilet karte hain to, toilet bhi jama hua nikalta hai aur fir tod ke dur fakna padta hai...
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3rd Dost : Yar tum logo ke yaha to kuch bhi nahi padti hai...
Hamare yaha 1 bar 3 guest aaye the... wo 1 sofa par bathe hue the aur jab wo gaye to Sofe par 3 bade Gole chod gaye...
hamne dekha ki ye kya hai aur jab unko Garam kiya gaya to unme se Poooooo ki Aawaz nikli.

#18651 Ramking

12:00:00 AM 14 Apr, 2017

3 Idiots Part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄

Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho? 😳

Rancho: Bahot Dino Se Whatsapp Me Account Banane Ki Ichha Thi...Aaj Bana Diya Hai...Bohot Maza Aa Raha Hai.😃

Teacher: Zyaada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nai Hai...
Tell Me, What Is A Post?

Rancho: Anything That Is Posted On Whatsapp Is A Post, Sir.😌

Teacher: Can You Please Elaborate? 😤

Rancho: Sir...Jo Bhi Whatsapp Pe Log Daalte Hai Post Hai Sir...
Ghumne Gaye...Photo Daal Diya! Post Hai Sir.
Match Dekha, Score Daal Diya!
Post Hai Sir...
Katrina Ki Pic Se Ronaldo Ki Kick Tak! Sab Post Hai Sir!
Ek Second Me Comment, Ek Second Me Reply!
Comment-Reply...
Comment-Reply... 😆

Teacher: Shut Up! Account Banake Ye Karoge? Comment-Reply.. Comment-Reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, Tum Batao.

Chatur: Pictures, Texts Or Videos Posted Through Mobile Or Tablet Via Different Operating Systems Using Internet On Whatsapp Is Called A Post... 😏

Teacher: Excellent!😘

Rancho: Par Sir Maine Bhi Toh Wahi Bola Seedhe Shabdo Mein...😕

Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Me Karna Hai Toh Facebook Ya Twitter Ke Pages Pe Account Banao... 😡

Rancho: Par Sir Dusre Sites Bhi Toh...

Teacher: Get Out! 😡😡😡

Rancho: Why Sir?😧

Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Me Bahar Jaiye.

Rancho Goes Out And Comes Back.

Teacher: Kya Hua?

Rancho: Kuch Bhool Gaya Tha Sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A Utility Button Given To Us, To Protect Our Private Data I.e. Pictures, Messages Or Personal Information For Being Stolen Or Used For Bad Purpose By Hackers Or Anyone Else...😐

Teacher: Arre, Kehna Kya Chaahte Ho!?!?😳

Rancho: Logout Sir! Logout Karna Bhool Gaya Tha. 😏

Teacher: Toh Seedha Seedha Nahi Bol Sakte The?!😩

Rancho: Thodi Der Pehle Try Kiya Tha Sir, Aapko Pasand Nahi Aaya...😕

#22886 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

Logo se sunte the Mohabbat ke Afsaane
Khawab Humne bhi dekhe the Suhaane,

Pyaar kya hai ?
Hum aksar sochte the
Es Baat se Hum apne Dil ko rokte the

Lekin ab Tumhe es Dil mein basa kar
Ye Khata ek baar karna chahta hain

Yeh Dil Tum se Pyaar karna chahta hai
Apni Mohabbat ka Izhaar karna chahta h

#24446 arman

12:00:00 AM 03 Jun, 2017

Zaroori Kaam hai lekin Rozana Bhul jata hu,
Mujhey tum se Mohabbat hai batana Bhul jata hu,

Teri Galion Mein Phirna itna accha Lagta hai,
Mein Rasta Yad Rakhta hun thikana Bhul jata hu,

Bas itni baat per main Logon ko accha nahi lagta,
Mein neki kar tu deta hun Jatana Bhul jata hu.