TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife: Agar me waqt hoti log meri Qadar karte?

Husband: Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jate.

Wife: Q?

Husband: Log Kehte Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa raha hai

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#8583 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife: Suppose karo agar main aapki har baat samjhu aur har baat maanu toh.??

Husband : *haste haste zameen par gir jata hai* aur khushi se chilla ke kehta hai :

Mujhse toh Saala suppose bhi

nahi ho raha !!!!

bwahahahaha

#8707 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Phone Baja
Husband: Agar Phone Mere Liye Ho
To Kehna Main Ghar Pe Nahi Hu.
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Wife: Woh Ghar Pe Hain..
Husband: Mene Mana Kiya Tha Na,
Mana Kar Dena..
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Wife: Phone Aapka Nahi Mera Tha

#9136 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa's wife:"Agar DUNIYA mein aurat na hoti
to tumhare pant ke button kaun takta..???
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Santa:"yadi duniya mein aurat na hoti to pant
pehnne ki jarurat hi kya thi..???

#9171 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife: agar meri shadi kisi "rakshas"

se bhi ho jati to mai itni pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu

Husband: par blood relation me

shadiyan kaha hoti hai Darling

#9723 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge?
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Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga.
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Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge?
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Husband :
"JISKO MILE USKI".

#15713 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey na ?

Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, o kuch bhi kar sakta hai