Wife: Can u help me in garden?
Husband: what do u think, I m gardner?
Wife: Can u fix door handle?
Husband: Wt do u think, I m a carpenter?
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In d evening when husband came from d work, he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked wife who fixed this.
Wife: "Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 optns. Either I shoud give him burger or a kiss."
Husband: I m sure u must have given a burger.
Wife: "Wt do u think, I m "Mc'Donald s".
