TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi

Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?

Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli

"Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho, wo abhi vyast hai"

kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare

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