TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife : Subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dala?


Husband : Tere Baap ne kaha tha "Meri Beti PHOOL ki

tarah hai ise Murjhane mat dena"...

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#8709 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband: "Jaan socha call kar loon, tum miss to kar rahi hogi?"

Wife: "Aurr subah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha?"
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Husband: Silent....(Saala ghar ka number lag gaya?) I

#9184 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife :- Q.Ji, Roz Subah,
Mere Chehre Pe Pani Q Dalte ho.
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Husband:-Tere Baap Ne kaha tha,
Ke Meri Beti PHOOL ki tarha hai.
Ise Murjhane Mat Dena,
Isliye subh pani deta hu

#15683 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Kaya hai a daily life jara dekha jai--
husband: "Mujhay Janwaron k Doctor k paas lay chalo"
Wife: "kon hai wo?"
husband: "Roz Subah Murghay ki tarah uthta hoon;
Ghoray ki tarah bhaag k Office jata hoon;
Gadhay ki tarah kaam karta hoon;
Ghar a ke sab par Kuttay ki tarah bhonkta hoon;
Aur Raat ko Bhains k sath so jata hoon..