TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya?
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Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar

Maine to uss waqt shirt utari hui thi.

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#7377 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram K Liye Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai.

Hum Kaha Jayenge ? kiss emoticon
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Husband: Dusre Doctor K Pass!

#7626 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Wife: Aaaaaaa...
Hubby:
Kya hua ?
Wife: Gale me
Dard hai.
Hubby: Market
jaa raha hu. Gale ke liye
kuch lau ?
Wife: Necklace
le ana !

#7736 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Wife ambulance ko 108 per call karti hai.

Operator: Aapko kya samasya hai?

Wife: Mere pair ki ungli coffee table se takra gayi hai.

Operator: haste hue aur iske liye aap ambulance

bulana chahati hain.

Wife: Nahi, ambulance to mere pati ke liye hai,

use hasna nahi chahiye tha naa..

#7932 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

करवा चौथ स्पेशल
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Wife ne new SIM khareedi aur socha ki husband ko surprise karoongi
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Wife kitchen mai gai aur Husband ko call ki
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Wife:- Hello Darling ....
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Husband: (Halki awaz mai jawab diya

) "Tum baad mai call karna, Abhi chudail kitchen mai hai.."
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Husband toh gaye

#8084 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married again ?
Husband : No....
Wife : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again....
Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife....?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.

Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear.

Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?

Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..

Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband : No, her size is '6'

Wife : --silence--

Husband : 'shiiit'...!!

#8171 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..

Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..

Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa

Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga

#8175 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi.

Doctor. : "Ye potty nahi halwa hai"

Biwi- "ek phone karlu??"

Doctor. "kyon?"

Biwi : "unko batana hai ki potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai.

#8407 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband : "Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?"

Wife : "Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?

Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah. ." ??
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Husband : Silent....thinking ... (Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!)

#8434 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, the husband said,

"the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......

here the chef knows how to cook.

Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,

I am Married and already very Disturbed"

#8435 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Brand New jokes
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !