Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho !
Bas bahane banate ho !
Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho !
Bas bahane banate ho !
Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !