Rakesh 12:00:00 AM 06 Jun, 2017

Wo Mera Hai To Wo Mujhse Door Kyun Hain?
Door Rehkar Jeene Ko Hum Majboor Kyun Hain?

Gunah(Pyar)Hum Dono Ne Kiya Tha Ek Jaisa,
To Mera Kasoor Kyun Hai Aur Wo Bekasur Kyun Hai..

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#843 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

BAAP: Main Tumhari Shadi Apni Mrji Se Karunga....

BETA: No

BAAP: Ladki Ambani Ki Beti Hai

BETA: Phir Thik Hai

Baap- Ambani K paas Gaya

BAAP: Mein Tumhari Beti Ko Bahu Banana Chahta Hun.

Ambani : No

BAAP: Mera Beta World Bank Ka CEO Hai...

Ambani: Phir Thik Hai.

Baap- World Bank K President K Paas Jata Hai.

BAAP: Mere Bete Ko Bank Ka CEO Bana Do...

Presidnt: No

BAAP: Wo Ambani ka Damad Hai.

Presidnt: Phir Thik Hai.

YE HAI SIYASAT Nokri B Mili Or Chokri Bhi 😆 Hanso Mat Market Me New AaYa Hai...

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Group Kisika Bhi Ho Par Dhamaka Hamara Hi Hoga

#7331 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Pappu Apni Family K Sath Jungle Me Rehta Tha.
Ek Din Usy Jungle Se Ek Sheesha Mila.
Sheeshe Me Usne Khud Ko Dekha To
Usko Laga Ke Papa Ki Tasveer Hai.
Wo Usey Apne Ghar Le Gaya Or
Usse Roz Baaten Krne Laga.
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Uski Biwi Ko Shak Huwa.
Ek Din Uski Gair Mojudgi Me Usne
Sheesha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh Kar
Boli:" Acha To Ye Hai Wo Churail..
Jis Se Mera Shohar Baaten Krta Hai"
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Usne Sheesha Apni Saas Ko
Dikhaya To Saas Ne Kaha:"koi Baat Nhi.
Budhi Hai, Jaldi Marr Jayegi"

#7862 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Bank customer service best reply:
Customer - Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?
Clerk - 3 din me.
Customer - Mera cheque toh samne wali bank ka hai....Dono bank amne-samne hai fir b itna samay Q ?
Clerk - Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na.
Socho aap kahi jaa rahe ho...aur baaju me hi Shamshaan hai...
Agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye, to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?
Customer behosh.....

#8327 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De

Teacher Wo Jo Saza De

Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De

DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De

Aur

Apna Wo

Jo

Fokat ki shoping Krwa De

HAI KOI MERA "Apna"?

#8424 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Jyaada padhi likhi biwi hone ka dukh -

Husband calls his wife in the evening n asks:Aaj

khaane mein kya pakaya hai?

Wife: Fine long grain white rice hand-picked in

the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas and tender golden lentils

that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels.

Served with dollops of fragrant clarified butter
Husband: WOW...SOUNDS YUMMY??

#8477 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

The importance of number 4 in our life!
4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai...
4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat
4 kitabein toh padh li, Ab 4 paise bhi kama lo...
Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me izzat hai
Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya
4 din to ghar me tik ke baith jati
Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata?
Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi
1 aur.....
4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka
Ab message kya dekh rahe ho... 4 logo ko share kar do...

#8707 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Phone Baja
Husband: Agar Phone Mere Liye Ho
To Kehna Main Ghar Pe Nahi Hu.
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Wife: Woh Ghar Pe Hain..
Husband: Mene Mana Kiya Tha Na,
Mana Kar Dena..
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Wife: Phone Aapka Nahi Mera Tha

#9164 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Girlfriend- Apke bina mera ZEE nahi lagta..
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Pappu- ZEE nahi lagta to isme kya hai pagal...
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SONY ya STAR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai

#9311 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Gadha-

Mera malik bahut marta hai!

Kutta-

Toh tu bhag kyoon nahi jata ???

Gadha-

Uski khoobsoorat ladki jab padhai nai karti toh woh kehta hai ki

"teri shadi gadhe se kara dunga" ................. bas isi umeed pe tika hoon !!

#9540 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha..

Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila..

sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai... tongue.png

Wo Usey apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga...
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Uski Biwi ko shak huwa..

Ek din uski gair mojudgi me Usne Sheesha nikala or apna aks dekh kar boli:" Acha to ye hai wo Churail.. tongue.png

jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hai"
.
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:"Koi baat nhi..

Budhi hai, jaldi marr jayegi":