Afsar 12:00:00 AM 02 Jun, 2017

Wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
Unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,

Aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
Darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi!

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#7799 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Mai fb pe zaada ladkiyo se isliye baat
nahi karta kyuki kya pta jis
"Himanshi" se mujhe ek nazar me
pyaar ho jaaye wo kal ko "Himanshu"
nikle !
Pyaar se darr nahi lgta saheb , Fake id
walo se
lgta hai

#8081 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
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.1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
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.2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
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3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
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.4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
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.5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
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6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
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7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...

Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!

#8143 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pandit: Tmhara jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayegi

Pappu: Wow,kya baat hai

Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai..ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai.

#8164 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Two girls in a college:

" Tere Boyfriend ka kya haal hai?"

" Woh lene ki zid kar raha hai. Main pareshaan hun ki du ya na du"

" Are aajkal in baaton ko koi nahi sochta, de de."

" Tujhe nahi pata. Woh baar baar karega. Woh mere bina nahi rah sakta.

Kahta hai ek baar de do, phir bahut der tak karenge, din mein karenge, raat mein karenge."

"Ari paagal, agar woh itna excited hai, main hoti to kab ki de chuki hoti!"

"Abhi to usko karne ka shauk hai, Mahine ke baad jab jhatka lagega to haath mein pakad kar baith jaayega."

"Tu koi precaution le le"

" Are yaar, uska post paid connection hai. Jab mahine ke baad bill aayega to kahega tune mobile no. kyo diya?"

#8595 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai .

Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,

Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .

Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai..

fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao... tongue.png
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Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. .

Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ??
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Wife: "maa bahen ek hogayi..... BC Daal hi gir gai

#8642 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
4: Gajrela bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!
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Kake jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne post kiya hai!!!

#8997 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Charas na
peena,
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warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi ja rahe hai
na Wo 8 nazar aayenge,
.
.Beta: "Magar Dad.! wo to sirf 2 Aadmi
hai

#9208 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Khatanak baccha!
Madam : Tu 2 din School Kyo Nahi
Aaya?
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Boy: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai
Aur
Wo Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi....
Isiliye Parso Nahi Aaya..
.
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Madam: Aur Kal ?
.
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Boy: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye
Nikla....
Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya..
to Dekha ..........
Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi,
To
Mujhe Laga Ki Aap Bhi School Nahi
Aayengi..!:$

#9341 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Jaane Wo Din Kab Aayengey ?
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Jab Mehndi wale Hath,
Mujhe SUNDAY KI SUBAH Uthaengy...
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"jaanu Chaliye Uthiye na, aaj mummy k
ghar jana hai'

#9590 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Chali Jaati hai aaye din woh Beauty parlour me yoon,
Unka maqsad hai Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana,
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Magar ye baat kisi BEGUM ki samajh me kyun nahi aati?
Ki mumkin hi nahi KISHMISH ka phir se ANGOOR ho jana!!