Rakesh 12:00:00 AM 01 Jun, 2017

Ye saal ki “Makar Sankranti”
Aapke liye til-gur jaisi mithi
Aur ‘PATANG’ jaisi unchi udan laye

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#6571 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

facebook ka messenger app

dahej me aaye saale ki tarah

hai....

aap chaho na chaho

lekin rakhna padega...

#7906 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Jackie Shroff: Beta, 24 saal ka hogaya hai

tu. Tujhe mooche aur daadhi kab aaayegi?

Tiger Shroff: Sabki jaati nahi, meri aati nahi.

#8186 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Makanmalik kirayedaar se bola-

Beta,,, poore saal toh itni saari behene aati rahi teri,

aur kal rakhi k din koi b nhi aai ?

#8407 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband : "Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?"

Wife : "Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?

Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah. ." ??
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Husband : Silent....thinking ... (Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!)

#8479 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Agr Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kary

To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?
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Uske acche sanskaar,

Bhai Hath Jodta Hoon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo.

#8677 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Sasur damaad se:" 6 saal me 6 bachche
ye kya mazaak
hai.. ?? :o
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. Damaad:" maine aap se pehle hi kaha
tha...
Garib zarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi
khali pet nahi
rakhunga..

#9006 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi..
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Ek ladka bola:"ghar tak lift chahiye
kya.. ??
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Ladki:"bhag saale, 3 din se lift le
rahi hu,
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Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi.

#9086 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

AURAT KE DIL MEIN,
Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai....

But
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki,
Usmein-

DOST Ki LOVER
BIWI Ki SAHELI
SAHELI KI SAHELI
SAAMNE WALI
BAAJU WALI
UPAR WALI
NEECHE WALI
SAALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
Or
Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai.....

SACH MEIN,
AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI.....
Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi

#9221 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Arz kiya hai.,
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...
class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai...
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye
baithe hai..
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or bache itne harami saale
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glass liye baithe hai.

#9355 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha mai

sabhi k liye kisi na kisi ko banaya
hai..
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Meri wali ne toh lagta hai suicide

kar liya hai saali milti hi nahi..