SAHEED 12:00:00 AM 30 Jul, 2017

Yeh Ada Hai, Koi Gila Nahi
Meri Humsafar, Meri Zindagi

Main Yeh Sochta Hoon Ke khuda Kare

Tujhe Zindagi Me Woh Sukh Mile
Jo Mujhe Zindagi Me Kabhi Mila Nahi

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#11479 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 18 Feb, 2017

💏 Ufff Teri Angrayi Tera Yeh Joban, Ek Nasha Hai, Sakoon Hai 💟
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💏 Maza Hai, Saza Hai, Jaam Hai, Nasha Hai, Saroor Hai, Janoon Hai 💟
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💏 Teri Aankhon Ki Madhoshiyon Me, Tere Labon Ki Sargoshiyon Me 💟
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💏 In Adaaon Me Aaj Doob Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai 💟
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💏 Raabta Ho Jaye Tujhse Kuch Iss Qadar Mera 💟
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💏 Tujhse Lipat Kar Zindagi Bitaane Ko Jee Chahta Hai 💟💟

#16007 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Pati: Aaj sabzi mein namak thoda sa zyada ho gaya hai.
Patni: Namak theek hai, sabji kam pad gayi. Bola tha na zyada laaya karo.

Point - Wife is always right!
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Pati: Aaloo ke parathon mein aloo to nazar nahi aa raha hai.
Patni: Chup chap khaa lo..!! Kashmiri pulaav mein kya Kashmir nazar aata hai?

Point - Bola tha na, wife is always right!!
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Pati: Teen din se lagaatar lauki khaa raha hoon, ab ek mahina nahi khaunga.
Patni: Yehi baat paan masale ke liye kyun nahi bolte?

Point - Accept it, wife is always right!

#16103 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

MEN's Depression

- Business Slow Chal raha hai..

- Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai..

- Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai..

- Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai..

- Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai...

WOMEN's Depression

- Tailor se dress mangwana hai..

- TV pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai..

- Kitty friends ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai..

- Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jana hai..

- Bachcho ka Open Day hai... Uffff koi dress he nahin samajh mein aa rahi hai..

- Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai..

- Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai..

- Bete ki result aaya hai(46%), kaamwali bai ke liye ek kilo mix mithai mangani hai..

- Aaj na jaane Pankhudi ka kya hoga..

- Raat ko baahar se kya mangaoon khane ke liye..

- Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti..

- Yeh Landline ka bill 2560/- kyun aaya hoga?

- Ye Deepika/Aalia/Kareena/Katrina itni over acting kyun karti hain?

- Kal mandir kya pehen ke jaoongi?

- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nahi aaya hai..

#17527 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Wife is Always Right - Marriage Jokes
Pati: Aaj sabzi mein namak thoda sa zyada ho gaya hai.
Patni: Namak theek hai, sabji kam pad gayi. Bola tha na zyada laaya karo.

Point - Wife is always right!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pati: Aaloo ke parathon mein aloo to nazar nahi aa raha hai.
Patni: Chup chap khaa lo..!! Kashmiri pulaav mein kya Kashmir nazar aata hai?

Point - Bola tha na, wife is always right!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pati: Teen din se lagaatar lauki khaa raha hoon, ab ek mahina nahi khaunga.
Patni: Yehi baat paan masale ke liye kyun nahi bolte?

Point - Accept it, wife is always right!

#24032 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 03 Jun, 2017

Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,

Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar jaise
koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.

#24816 Rakesh

12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Ek Mohabbat Hai Aur Uss Ki Ek Nishani Hai,
Ek DiL Hai Jaise Koi Haweli Purani Hai,

Safar Raat Ka Hai Aur Raat Bhi Tufani Hai.
Samandar Hi Samandar Hai, Kashti Bhi Doob Jani Hai,

Ibteda-e-IshQ Se Inteha-e-IshQ Tak,
Main Hi Thi Bewafa Aur Maine Hi Wafa Nibhani Hai,

Main Laut Aai Hun Manzil Ko Dekh Kar,
Yahan To Yaadon Ki Weerani Hi Weerani Hai,

Yeh Intezaar Khatam Kyun Nahin Hota
Kis Se Puchun,

Kya Koi Manzil Mera Muqadar Hai,
Ya Yahi Meri Adhoori Kahani Hai.

#25018 Rakesh

12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Gutno Se Rengate Rengate Kab Pairon Par Khaad Huaa,
Teri Mamta Ki Chhav Mein Jaane Kab Bada Huaa,

Kala Teeka Doodh Malayi Aaj Bhi Sab Kuchh Vaisa Hai,
Main Hi Main Hu Har Jagah Pyar Yeh Tera Kaisa Hai,

Seedha Sadha Bhola Bhala Main Hi Sabse Achha Hu,
Kitna Bhi Ho Jaau Bada Maa Main Aaj Bhi Tera Bachha Hun.

#25215 arman

12:00:00 AM 06 Jun, 2017

Taraste The Jo Humse Milne Ko Kabhi,
Na Jaane Kyun Aaj Hamare Saaye Se Bhi Karte Hain,

Hum bhi Wahi Hain Yeh Dil Bhi Wahi Hai,
Na Jaane Phir Kyon Aise Log Badal Jaate Hain.

#25332 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 06 Jun, 2017

Bichad Ke Tum Se Zindagi Saza Lagti Hai,
Yeh Saans Bhi Jaise Mujh Se Khafa Lagti Hai,

Tadap Uthte Hain Dard Ke Maare,
Zakhmon Ko Jab Tere Sheher Ki Hawa Lagti Hai,

Agar Ummeed E Wafa Karun To Kis Se Karun,
Mujh KoToh Meri Zindagi Bhi Bewafa Lagti Hai.

#25383 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 06 Jun, 2017

Yeh shart-e-mohabbat bhi ajjab hai,
Pura utroon to wo meyaar badal deta hai.