TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

2 Logo Ki Baaton Ka Kabhi Bura Nahi Maan Na Chahiye..
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1st wo:"Jo Facebook Par Gali De Raha Ho..
(Qki Wo Bechara Real Me Aapka Kuch Nahi Ukhaad Sakta..)

Aur

2nd Wo:"Jo Exam Me Apka Viva LeRaha Ho..
(Qki Aap Uska Kuch Nahi Ukhaad Sakte..)

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#100 ADMIN

02:53:22 AM 11 Apr, 2016

3 Idiots part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? 😳

Rancho: Bahot dino se Whatsapp me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.😃

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Whatsapp is a Post, Sir.😌

Teacher: Can you please elaborate? 😤

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Whatsapp pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir...
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me reply!
Comment-reply...
Comment-reply... 😆

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-reply.. Comment-reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, tum batao.

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet via different operating systems using internet on whatsapp is called a Post... 😏

Teacher: Excellent!😘

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...😕

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh Facebook ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... 😡

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out! 😡😡😡

Rancho: Why sir?😧

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...😐

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!?😳

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. 😏

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!😩

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya...😕









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#240 ADMIN

07:48:24 AM 11 May, 2016

M=(Mom)
U=(U Live)
M=(Many)
M=(More)
Y=(Years)
Maa ki lambi umar k liye
👥25 logo ko send kare...

.....,
Muje pata hai aap jarur kroge.😊

#1190 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

आँखे बन्द करके जो प्रेम करे वो *'प्रेमिका'* है।

आँखे खोल के जो प्रेम करे वो *'दोस्त'* है।

आँखे दिखाके जो प्रेम करे वो *'पत्नी'* है।

अपनी आँखे बंद होने तक जो प्रेम करे वो *"माँ"* है।

परन्तु आँखों में प्रेम न जताते हुये भी जो प्रेम करे वो *"पिता"* है।

*दिल से पढ़िये और ग़ौर करें*।

💓💞💕💓💗💓💕💖

*(मम्मी और पापा ) का पैग़ाम* 📨।

1. जिस दिन तुम हमें बूढ़ा 👴👵 देखो तब सब्र करना और हमें समझने की कोशिश करना💓।

2. जब हम कोई बात भूल जाएं तो हम पर गु़स्सा😡 मत करना औरअपना बचपन 👼👶 याद करना🔱।

3. जब हम बूढ़े 👵👴 होकर चल 🏃ना पायें तो हमारा सहारा 👫 बनना और अपना पहला क़दम👣याद करना।

4. जब हम बीमार🌾 हो जाएं, तो वो दिन याद करके हम पर अपने पैसे💰खर्च करना, जब हम तुम्हारी ख्वाहिशों 👔🎅🎁💝🎂को पूरी करने के लिये अपनी ख्वाहिशें क़ुरबान 💔🙇करते थे।

👪 हमें अपने से अलग करने से पहले याद करना वो दिन जब हमारे 🏡 से बाहर होने पर तुम्हारे 😭 आँख के आँसू नहीं रुकते थे!

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌कृपया इस खूबसूरत संदेश हर *दिल अज़ीज* के साथ शेयर करें🙏☝और अपने माँ बाप 👴👵का आदर करें।

*दुनियाभर के मैसेज तो हर कोई शेयर करता है । एक मैसेज माँ बाप के नाम भी. ......।*


5 जनो को यह संदेश भेजो और देखो
अब आपका अच्छा समय शुरू
✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌👨👩
*Mom or Dad* ki lambi umar k liye 5 logon ko send kro
.....,i
Muje pata hai aap zaroor karoge.

#15759 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Janta maaf nahi karegi collection :---

1. Whatsapp par 2 km lambe message bhejne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

2. John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

3. Har hafte Adobe update nikaalne wale logon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

4. Good morning ko Guuddd Morningggg..!!! Likhne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

5. Chilar ki jagah, Eclairs dene waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

6. Har movie se pehle gutka mukesh ki ad dikhane waalo,
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

7. Ladkon ki reply par hmmm.. likhne wali ladkiyon,
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

8. "I love you but as a friend" kehne wali ladkiyon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

9. Har hafte set max par Sooryavansham dikhane waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

10. Sunny Leone ko sari pehnaane waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

11. Android per BBM use karne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

12. 21 ball me 11 run bana ke world cup harvane waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

#16094 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Janta maaf nahi karegi collection :---

1. Whatsapp par 2 km lambe message bhejne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

2. John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

3. Har hafte Adobe update nikaalne wale logon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

4. Good morning ko Guuddd Morningggg..!!! Likhne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

5. Chilar ki jagah, Eclairs dene waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

6. Har movie se pehle gutka mukesh ki ad dikhane waalo,
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

7. Ladkon ki reply par hmmm.. likhne wali ladkiyon,
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

8. "I love you but as a friend" kehne wali ladkiyon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

9. Har hafte set max par Sooryavansham dikhane waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

10. Sunny Leone ko sari pehnaane waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

11. Android per BBM use karne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

12. 21 ball me 11 run bana ke world cup harvane waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

#16157 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Swarg ke baahar ka seen:

1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.

2nd Aadmi : Bhagwan main pandit hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.

3rd Aadmi : Nhagwan main shaadi shuda hoon.
God : Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.

#17214 shadjg

12:00:00 AM 21 Mar, 2017

Ek bar Sardi (Thand) bahut pad rahi thi aur 3 Dost baat kar rahe the
1st Dost : Yar hamare yaha itni thand padti hai ki Pani ko bhi Garm karke pina padta hai...
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2nd Dost : bas' yar hamare yaha to itni sardi padti hai ki jab hum toilet karte hain to, toilet bhi jama hua nikalta hai aur fir tod ke dur fakna padta hai...
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3rd Dost : Yar tum logo ke yaha to kuch bhi nahi padti hai...
Hamare yaha 1 bar 3 guest aaye the... wo 1 sofa par bathe hue the aur jab wo gaye to Sofe par 3 bade Gole chod gaye...
hamne dekha ki ye kya hai aur jab unko Garam kiya gaya to unme se Poooooo ki Aawaz nikli.

#18651 Ramking

12:00:00 AM 14 Apr, 2017

3 Idiots Part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄

Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho? 😳

Rancho: Bahot Dino Se Whatsapp Me Account Banane Ki Ichha Thi...Aaj Bana Diya Hai...Bohot Maza Aa Raha Hai.😃

Teacher: Zyaada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nai Hai...
Tell Me, What Is A Post?

Rancho: Anything That Is Posted On Whatsapp Is A Post, Sir.😌

Teacher: Can You Please Elaborate? 😤

Rancho: Sir...Jo Bhi Whatsapp Pe Log Daalte Hai Post Hai Sir...
Ghumne Gaye...Photo Daal Diya! Post Hai Sir.
Match Dekha, Score Daal Diya!
Post Hai Sir...
Katrina Ki Pic Se Ronaldo Ki Kick Tak! Sab Post Hai Sir!
Ek Second Me Comment, Ek Second Me Reply!
Comment-Reply...
Comment-Reply... 😆

Teacher: Shut Up! Account Banake Ye Karoge? Comment-Reply.. Comment-Reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, Tum Batao.

Chatur: Pictures, Texts Or Videos Posted Through Mobile Or Tablet Via Different Operating Systems Using Internet On Whatsapp Is Called A Post... 😏

Teacher: Excellent!😘

Rancho: Par Sir Maine Bhi Toh Wahi Bola Seedhe Shabdo Mein...😕

Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Me Karna Hai Toh Facebook Ya Twitter Ke Pages Pe Account Banao... 😡

Rancho: Par Sir Dusre Sites Bhi Toh...

Teacher: Get Out! 😡😡😡

Rancho: Why Sir?😧

Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Me Bahar Jaiye.

Rancho Goes Out And Comes Back.

Teacher: Kya Hua?

Rancho: Kuch Bhool Gaya Tha Sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A Utility Button Given To Us, To Protect Our Private Data I.e. Pictures, Messages Or Personal Information For Being Stolen Or Used For Bad Purpose By Hackers Or Anyone Else...😐

Teacher: Arre, Kehna Kya Chaahte Ho!?!?😳

Rancho: Logout Sir! Logout Karna Bhool Gaya Tha. 😏

Teacher: Toh Seedha Seedha Nahi Bol Sakte The?!😩

Rancho: Thodi Der Pehle Try Kiya Tha Sir, Aapko Pasand Nahi Aaya...😕

#22114 Aman

12:00:00 AM 18 May, 2017

M=(Mom)
U=(U Live)
M=(Many)
M=(More)
Y=(Years)
Maa ki lambi umar k liye 👥25 logo ko send

.....,
Muje pata hai aap jarur kroge.😊