Aman 12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

A man was watching a DVD at home..

and jor jor se cheekhne laga .....

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Ghode par se mat utar.. Pagal mat utar..
Its a trap!! Its a trap!!
Kutte ki maut Marega saale..
Wife: Kya dekh rahe ho?n
Man: Our wedding DVD!!

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#814 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

1. National Sister - Mamta Banerjee
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2. National Girlfriend - Sunny Leone
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3. National Tension - Salman Khan's Marriage
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4. National Bachelor - Rahul Gandhi
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5. National Dehshat - Sequel of Ra.One
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6. National food - Kasam
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7. National Struggler - Abhishek Bachchan
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8. National Judge - Archana Puran Singh
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9. National Mom - Jaya Lalita
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10. National Jamaai - Robert Vadra
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11. National Book - Face Book
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12. National Robot -Manmohan Singh
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13. National Bank - Swiss Bank
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14. National God - Sachin Tendulkar
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15. National Show - Comedy Nights with Kapil
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16. National Tiger - Narendra Modi
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17: National Time Pass :
Whatsapp
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Amul - The taste of India

Babool - The paste of India

Rahul Gandhi - The waste of India
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Modi - The best of India

Sonia - The guest of India
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😀😀😀😀😀😀
Market mein naya hai, aage frwd karo...

#1447 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

NonVeg hindi Jokes

Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop.

Salesman: Please come inside & choose.







Santa: Bhosadike tu bahar aa aur mera choos…bhenchod!!!!!

#2277 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

*Few naughty but true facts*
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*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
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*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
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*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake

#7222 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Bigest advantage of luv mariages,

Suhagrat vale din sarmane me time waste ni hota...

#7235 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

A beautiful girl who was staying in the hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager's lips..
Manager smiles, kisses n licks each finger one by one!!
Girl: U liked it!?
Manager: Oh yeah!!
Girl: Now go n tell your boss that there is no tissue in the toilet!!!!!!
D best way to express customer complaint

#8386 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

She was crying after break up

Me :- don't cry

Aur bi GAM hai is jamanae mai mohabat k siwa

She :- like ??

Me :- like daru aur cigarete k prices increase hu gye

#8434 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, the husband said,

"the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......

here the chef knows how to cook.

Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,

I am Married and already very Disturbed"

#8446 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and
93 yrs old,
he will die soon and i will be rich,

will u marry me?

Girl : No
... .
.
.
.
A week later she was his mother!

*Moral: Never give ideas to a Woman..

#8457 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Why do all lndian woman wants d same husband,

in next life...?

Arree itni mushkil se trained kiya hai.. .

waste thoda jane denge