Afsar 12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Aaj Bhi Mere Dil Me Woh Basti Hai,
Aaj Bhi Mujhe Sapno Me Woh Dikhti Hai,

Kya Hua Ab Hum Door Hai Ek-Dusre Se Par,
Aaj Bhi Meri Saanse Unki Dhadkan Sunn K Chalti Hai.

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#1804 ADMIN

01:24:24 AM 12 Jun, 2016

Main Ghar Late
Aya To Papa Ne Poocha:
Kaha Thaa Kamine😡?

I Said:
Friend K Ghar Par Tha🏡

To Papa Ne Mere Hi Samne Mere 10 friends Ko Call Ki😳

4 Ne Kaha:
G Uncle Yahin Par Tha😆

3 Ne Kaha:
Abi Abi Nikla Hai🙊

2 Ne Kaha:
Yahan Par Hi Hai Uncle, Padh Rahe Hai, Phone Doon Kya...?😝

1 Kaminy Ne To Had Hi Kr Di,,
Wo Meri Awaz Mein Bola:🙊😂😂
''G Papa Bolo Kya Hua...?
Ye Sun Kar To Papa Bhi Hans Pade.👨😂
Aur Bole...Kameene Aaj Pata Chala Ke
"Dost Zindagi Mein Nahin Milte Balki Zindagi Dosto Main Milti h,,👫👬👭

Special Doston Ko Send Kro😄😍😘😘

Note:
Yeh msg un dosto ko bhejo jin ka sath aap puri zindgi nahi chhodna chahte..☺

muje bhi kare agar aap muje bhi nahi khona chahte..

Yeh msg sabko send karo aur dekho kitne log Aapko khona nahi chahte..

#8164 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Two girls in a college:

" Tere Boyfriend ka kya haal hai?"

" Woh lene ki zid kar raha hai. Main pareshaan hun ki du ya na du"

" Are aajkal in baaton ko koi nahi sochta, de de."

" Tujhe nahi pata. Woh baar baar karega. Woh mere bina nahi rah sakta.

Kahta hai ek baar de do, phir bahut der tak karenge, din mein karenge, raat mein karenge."

"Ari paagal, agar woh itna excited hai, main hoti to kab ki de chuki hoti!"

"Abhi to usko karne ka shauk hai, Mahine ke baad jab jhatka lagega to haath mein pakad kar baith jaayega."

"Tu koi precaution le le"

" Are yaar, uska post paid connection hai. Jab mahine ke baad bill aayega to kahega tune mobile no. kyo diya?"

#9264 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
.
Beta :- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak…)
.
PAPA :- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak…)
.
.
Wife :- (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai
(mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak...)

Complete Silenceee

#9376 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
.
1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
.
Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
.
Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
.
.
Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
.
Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

#9843 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College...

1st semester: Meri to pehle se hai...

2nd sem: Chalo try karenge

3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai

4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai

5th sem: Bhai kisise intro. to kara...

6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi...

7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna...

And Finally

With Full Attitude

8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi paraaj tak kisiko bhaav nahi diya.

#15352 Kishan Exp

12:00:00 AM 08 Mar, 2017

Likhu kuch aaj,
ye waqt ka takaza hai,
dil me dard abhi taaza hai,
gir padte hai aansu mere kagaz par,
lagta hai kalam me syahi kam aur teri yad zyada hai
((( Pardeep Kumar )))

#15671 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Dost bhi kese-kese hote hai,
Mere dost kehte the jaan bhi mango to hajir hai,
Aaj vahi dost apni patni ko apni jaan kehte hai,
Aur hum mangte hai to marne ke piche pade hai!!

#16324 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Sonu: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni: Fir?
Sonu: Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni: Lekin wo kaun tha?
Sonu: Apna BETA.

#23975 Rakesh

12:00:00 AM 02 Jun, 2017

Sukun apne dilka maine kho diya,
Khud ko tanhai ke samandar mai dubo diya,

Jo thi mere kabhi muskrane ki wajah,
Aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya.

#24770 arman

12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Chal mere humnashi aaj kahi aur chal,
Iss chaman mein ab apna kahi guzara nahi,

Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum bhi,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahi.