Aman 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Agar aap is garmi k 45 degree wali tapti dupari me sutta pina

nahi chodte ,

toh aap engineer hai

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#8340 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Agar Aap chahte ho ki
LADKI
Pehle haath me le..

Phir muh me daale..

Phir jor se chuse..

Aur baad me

Paise bhi de. .

TOH FIR
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K U L F I

Becho.

#9327 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Kafi time lagta hai ek shareef
bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. glasses.png
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Phir agar pat jaye toh.. gasp.png
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kisi ka baap bhi use dobara
shareef nahi bana
sakta..

#9414 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Agar Koi Hume Achchha Lagta Hai To
Achchha Wo Nahi, Hum Hai..
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Aur Agar Koi Hume Bura Lagta Hai
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Bura Wahi Hai Kyoki Hum To Achchhe Hai Na! ...................................
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Zindagi Se Koi Cheez Maango To
Aise
Maango Jaise Tumhare Baap Ki Thi.
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Aur Nahi Mili To Ye Soch Lena Ki
Kaun Si Tumhare Baap Ki Thi!

#9566 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Height of Insult
Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...

Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,

Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,

Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum
is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai..

Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe

Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake

#9579 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ladki
(sherma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai..?
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Ladka:
pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi, hota hai,
jo cement or rait k darmiyaan pani ka hota hai..
farz karo
Ladka = cement
Ladki = rait
Love = pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to
wo strong,
nahi honge,
lekin agar in me pani mix
kar diya jaye,
to koi in ko Judaa nahi kar sakta...

Ladki(hans k): Kamine tu shakal se hi Mazdoor lagta hai.

#9602 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. gasp.png
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.Phir agar pat jaye toh.. :

kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta...:

#9629 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

SANTA in court(sad):
Bachpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna padta.frown.pngcry.png

JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/

SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi jaahilon wali baat kar rahe ho.

Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau kya kehti thi.

#9726 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Height of Insult grin.png

Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...

Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,

Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,

Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum

is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte h..

Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe

Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake

#9760 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ladki:" (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai.. ??
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Ladka:" Pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me wohi hota he jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai..

Dekho

Ladka= Cement

Ladki= Rait

Love= Pani

Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge..

Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to inko koi juda nahi kar sakta...
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Ladki:"(Hans ke boli) Kamine tu Engineer hai na ??