Afsar 12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Din Ke Sath Raat Nahi Hoti,
Sitaron Se Dil Ki Baat Nahi Hoti,

Jis Dost Ko Jaan Se Ziyada Chahate Hain Hum,
Khuda Jaane Kyu Unhi Se Mulakaat Nahi Hot.

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#7331 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Pappu Apni Family K Sath Jungle Me Rehta Tha.
Ek Din Usy Jungle Se Ek Sheesha Mila.
Sheeshe Me Usne Khud Ko Dekha To
Usko Laga Ke Papa Ki Tasveer Hai.
Wo Usey Apne Ghar Le Gaya Or
Usse Roz Baaten Krne Laga.
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Uski Biwi Ko Shak Huwa.
Ek Din Uski Gair Mojudgi Me Usne
Sheesha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh Kar
Boli:" Acha To Ye Hai Wo Churail..
Jis Se Mera Shohar Baaten Krta Hai"
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Usne Sheesha Apni Saas Ko
Dikhaya To Saas Ne Kaha:"koi Baat Nhi.
Budhi Hai, Jaldi Marr Jayegi"

#8717 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Bahut puraani baat hai....
Ek african apni family k sath jungle me hi rhta tha....
usane kabhi mirror nahi dekha tha..

1din jungle me use shisha mila.

Usme khud ko dekh kr smjha k uske baap ki tasvir h

aur. wo use apne ghar le gya or roz bate krne lga.

Uski biwi ko shak hua,

#9103 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana.
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Santafrown.pngjara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge?
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Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga.
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Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa.
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Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q?
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Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa

#9347 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath

10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par
wo nahi maani...

#9540 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha..

Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila..

sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai... tongue.png

Wo Usey apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga...
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Uski Biwi ko shak huwa..

Ek din uski gair mojudgi me Usne Sheesha nikala or apna aks dekh kar boli:" Acha to ye hai wo Churail.. tongue.png

jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hai"
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Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:"Koi baat nhi..

Budhi hai, jaldi marr jayegi":

#9625 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne pati ke sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai Aap kabhi leke gaye.. ??
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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani...

#16012 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Ise kehte hain bhasha ka fark

Agar aap patni ko kahein ki
"Aaj tum hatyarin lag rahi ho" to do dinon tak khana nahi milega

Lekin agar kahein ki
"Aaj tum kaatil lag rahi ho" to shaam ki chaaye bhi pakodon ke sath milegi

#16026 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Employee: Sir, meri biwi 5-6 dinon ke liye mere sath bahar jaana chahati hai, chhuti chahiye.
Boss: Nahi milegi.
Employee: Thankyou sir! Main jaanta tha museebat mein aap hi kaam aayenge.

#17533 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Bhasha Ka Fark - Marriage Jokes
Ise kehte hain bhasha ka fark

Agar aap patni ko kahein ki
"Aaj tum hatyarin lag rahi ho" to do dinon tak khana nahi milega

Lekin agar kahein ki
"Aaj tum kaatil lag rahi ho" to shaam ki chaaye bhi pakodon ke sath milegi

#18695 Ramking

12:00:00 AM 15 Apr, 2017

Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab India Pe British Raaz Tha.

Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To
Ek Restraunt Mein Gaya, Par Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe
Likha Tha: "Only For British People"

Santa Fir Bhi Kisi Tarha Se Lad Jhagad Ke Andar Pahuncha
Aur Tandoori Chicken Ka Order Diya, Order To Aa Gaya,
Par Saath Mein Manager Ek British Police Wale Ko Bhi Le Aaya...

Police Wala: "Tum Ye Chiken Nahi Kha Sakte, Jo Tum Is Chicken Ke
Saath Karoge Wo Main Tumhare Sath Karunga, Agar Tu Iski Taang Todega
To Main Teri Taang Tod Dunga...

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Pareshan Ho Gaya, Par Achanak Se Uske Dimag Ki
Batti Jali,

Usne Chicken Ki Gaand Ki Jagha Ungli Dali Aur Masala Nikaal Kar Chatne
Lag Gaya...,
Phir Apni Pant Utar Kar Police Wale Ki Taraf Gaand Kar Ke Bola.
Santa: - Lo Janab Haazir Hai