TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek aadmi ko raaste mai patthar mila.

Us par likha tha"isse palat do, kuch ban jaoge

"Jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf likha tha...

'Mubarak ho tum chutiya Ban Gaye'.

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#8081 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
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.1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
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.2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
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3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
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.4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
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.5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
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6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
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7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...

Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!

#8091 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Aadmi sab shareef husbands ki tarah Apne Biwi se Tang thha...

Uski Biwi Har Kam Me Nuks Nikalti Thi

Agar Woh Anda Boil Kar Deta To Kehti Ke Fry Karna Tha

Agar Fry Karta Toh Kehti thi Ke Boil Karna Tha

Ek Din Aadmi Ne Dono Bana diye...

Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Se Dekhti Rahi

Phir Kehne Lagi ..

"Tumhe Akal Kab ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Karna Tha Us Ko Boil Kar Dia Aur Jis Ko Boil Karna Tha UsKo Fry..

#8360 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Tufaani baarish

Aadhi raat

Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya

Pizza wala:- aap married ho??

Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi

#8464 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Ghar Ki Bell Bajayi To Ek Bachha Bahar Aaya, Aadmi Ne Puchha
Aadmi: “Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?”
Bachcha: “Uncle, Papa To Bazar Gaye Hain”
Aadmi: “Chalo Bade Bhai Ko Bula Do”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Cricket Khelne Gaya Hai”
Aadmi: “Beta Mummy To Hongi Ghar Pe?”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Kitty Party Mein Gayi Hai”
Aadmi Ka Ab Dimag Kharab Ho Chuka Tha Gusse Mein Aakar Bola
Aadmi: “To Beta Tum Ghar Pe Kyun Baithe Hue Ho Tum Bhi Kahin Chale Jao”
Bachcha: “Ji Main Bhi To Apne Dost Ke Ghar Aaya Hua Hoon“

#8601 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek baar ek aadmi ka phone TOILET Mein gir Gaya.

Achanak toilet se 'Toilet Devi' prakat hui.

Unhone uss aadmi ko ek gold ka phone diya..

Aadmi ne 'kulhaadi' wali story suni huyi thi..

isliye vo imaandaari ke saath bola-

'Ye sone ka phone mera nahi hai Devi ji'.

Devi Boli-'Abey GADHE DHO LE ISE

#8642 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
4: Gajrela bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!
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Kake jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne post kiya hai!!!

#8972 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye:

Ek Biwi Jo Pyaar Kare
Ek Biwi Jo Achha Khaana Banaye
Ek Biwi Jo Uski sewa Kare,
aurTEENO Biwiya Mil Julkar RaheBus aur kya.

#9193 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

1 Aadmi akhrot bech raha tha..
Santa ne poocha - ye khane se kya hota hai ?

Aadmi - dimagh tez hotahai.
Santa : kaise?

Aadmi : Acchha ye batao 1 kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hain ?
Santa : pata naheen...

Aadmi ne usko aek akhrot khilaya..
aur bola: Batao 1darzan me kitne kele hote hai ?

Santa : 12
Aadmi : dekha , dimaag tez hua na ....
Santa : 1 kilo de do.

#9264 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT
laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
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Beta :- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak…)
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PAPA :- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak…)
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Wife :- (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai
(mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak...)

Complete Silenceee

#9394 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek baar ek aadmi Bangkok jaa raha tha,

jaate jaate usko biwi ne bulaya aur condom ka packet dekar boli ise rakh lo ,

mann ho gaya toh..

Aadmi khush ho jata hai or sochta hai ' wah kya biwi mili hai'

Achanak uski biwi aawaz dekar usko fir bulati hai aur kahti hai

'usme se 2 mujhe dena kahi mera mann ho gaya toh...

*trip cancelled*