TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek baar ek aadmi Bangkok jaa raha tha,

jaate jaate usko biwi ne bulaya aur condom ka packet dekar boli ise rakh lo ,

mann ho gaya toh..

Aadmi khush ho jata hai or sochta hai ' wah kya biwi mili hai'

Achanak uski biwi aawaz dekar usko fir bulati hai aur kahti hai

'usme se 2 mujhe dena kahi mera mann ho gaya toh...

trip cancelled

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#7388 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soyi "Faraz"...
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Unhein ek baar Shak pada tha ke ,
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Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soyi "Faraz"...
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Unhein ek baar Shak pada tha ke ,
Mujhe raat ko ladkiyan Fone karti hein..

#8092 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Meri biwi par mere aitbaar ki hadd dekh ghalib......

usne din ko raat kaha....

aur humne peg bana liya !!!

#8104 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki ne anpni engagement ki khabar apni friend ko batai. . . .
1st girl: dekhney mein kaisa hai,
2nd girl: Rich hai,
3rd girl: Rehta kahan hai,
4th girl: Pehli baar kahan miley the,
5th girl: Pehle propose kisne kia tha?
Engaged girl replied: mein Q batau,
Now ladka apne friends ko apni mangni ke bare mein batata hai,

toh 1st boy: treat de
2nd boy: treat de
3rd boy: treat de
4th boy: treat de
5th boy: treat de
Engaged boy replied: Kyun tumhari behen se karwai hai, jo treat dun!!

#8164 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Two girls in a college:

" Tere Boyfriend ka kya haal hai?"

" Woh lene ki zid kar raha hai. Main pareshaan hun ki du ya na du"

" Are aajkal in baaton ko koi nahi sochta, de de."

" Tujhe nahi pata. Woh baar baar karega. Woh mere bina nahi rah sakta.

Kahta hai ek baar de do, phir bahut der tak karenge, din mein karenge, raat mein karenge."

"Ari paagal, agar woh itna excited hai, main hoti to kab ki de chuki hoti!"

"Abhi to usko karne ka shauk hai, Mahine ke baad jab jhatka lagega to haath mein pakad kar baith jaayega."

"Tu koi precaution le le"

" Are yaar, uska post paid connection hai. Jab mahine ke baad bill aayega to kahega tune mobile no. kyo diya?"

#8218 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: “Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?”
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya
Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha
Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi
Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha
Biwi: “Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhonkna Band Karo“

#8278 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Bunty ka dost uske ghar pehli baar gaya!

Yaar bunty, Tera ladka ekdam tere jaisa dikhta hai.

Banti: arey bc dheere bol marvaiga kya, Kaamwali ka ladka hai,

ghar me khelne aya hai...!!

#8289 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Monsoon Special:

Husband roz ki tarah subhaa walk pe gaya to dekha bahar tez baarish ho rahi thi...

woh turant wapas aa gaya aur chhaddar mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak

gaya aur bolaa "bahar bahut baarish ho rahi hai!!"

Biwi (neend mein) "phir bhi woh pagal walk pe gaya hai..

#8345 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Hum ek baar jeete hai..

ek baar marte hai..

shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai..

But pyaar do teen baar ho jata hai!!

#8360 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Tufaani baarish

Aadhi raat

Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya

Pizza wala:- aap married ho??

Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi

#8490 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha

Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki

Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”

Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”

Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“