Aman 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: “Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?”
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya
Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha
Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi
Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha
Biwi: “Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhonkna Band Karo“

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#6937 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

"Patni: dekhoji, hamaare shantabai ki pati,
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. usko khush rakhne ke liye, har hafte movie pe le jaate hai. aap kyu nahi karte ho aise?
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Pati: arey, maine bhi shantabai ko movie ke liye bulaaya. lekin usne manaa kardi. isme meri kya galti hai?

#7898 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Pati aur patni ki

Ladai ke baad

Patni : Hey Bhagwan
:
Agar “Yeh galat hai toh Inhe utha lo
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Aur
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“Mein galat hu toh.
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Mujhe vidwa

Banado...!!

#8040 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Biwi Market se Loti
Pati: "Mera Andaza yeh keh raha
Hai
Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki
Cheez
Hai..
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Patni: "Are wah mere Pati-
..
. Parmeshwar Aap Ne Bilkul

Sahi

Andaza Lagaya
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Is Me Mere Sandal Hai.

#8112 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai...

gar gar gar gar...

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai...

gar gar gar gar...

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!

Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?

Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der

se kahi gayi hai..!

Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?

#8126 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pati aur patni ki

Ladai ke baad

Patni : Hey Bhagwan
:
:
Agar “Yeh galat hai

toh Inhe utha lo
.
Aur
.
“Mein galat hu toh.
.
.
Mujhe vidwa
Banado.

#8672 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Patni ne pati ko
Surprise krne k lie
kitchtn mein jakr new SIM card se call ki
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Or boli,,
Hllo darling...
Pati: baad mein
call kro jaan
abhi wo kutti kamini kitchen mein hain..

#9114 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Biwi Market se Loti
Pati: "Mera Andaza yeh keh raha
Hai
Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki
Cheez
Hai..
.
.
.
.
.
Patni: "Are wah mere Pati-
... Parmeshwar Aap Ne Bilkul
Sahi
Andaza Lagaya
.
.
.
.
Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.

#9175 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek husband wife ne sex ka code rakha ''phone karna hai ''

Pati: - beta mummy se kaho papa ko urgent phone karna hai.

Patni - papa ko bolo abhi phone nahi kar sakte network kharab hai,

thik hone me 4/5 din lagenge.

Pati - beta mummy ko bolo ki phone nahi karne diya

to papa public phone se call kar lenge.

Patni:- beta papa ko bolo, aisi galti ki to mummy ghar

#9298 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi

Padosi : Kyu maar rahi ho bechare pati ko ?

Patni : Koi bechara nahin hai, Inko call kiya to ek ladki boli

"Aap hamare jis grahak se sampark karna chahte ho, wo abhi vyast hai"

kripaya kuch der bhaad call kare