TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Pati aur patni ki

Ladai ke baad

Patni : Hey Bhagwan
:
Agar “Yeh galat hai toh Inhe utha lo
.
Aur
.
“Mein galat hu toh.
. .
Mujhe vidwa

Banado...!!

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#7467 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo..
Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Inteligent ho,
Pati ko samjhe Aur
kabhi jhagda na kare?
Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!

#8106 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA

SHAKE

& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice

Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat
lena.

#8218 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: “Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?”
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya
Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha
Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi
Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha
Biwi: “Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhonkna Band Karo“

#8417 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pati: Khaana kya bana rahi ho?

Patni: Aaj Butter Chicken,

Chicken Biryani, Butter Naan aur saath main tumhare liye Chilled Beer....

Pati: Khaana bana rahi ho ya Chutiya.

#9080 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Pundit: 'Aaj se aap dono pati aur patni hue.'

Bride: 'Acha hua bata diya.

Mujhe laga itni der say hum ring-a ring-a roses khel rahe the.

#9379 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari�� lag gai,

usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS✉ kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho'
.
Par
.
Usne
.
Galati se galat no. Par SMS✉ bhej diya

Jisko ye MSG✉ mila wo apni patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa,

SMS✉ padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya.

MSG✉ kuch is tarah ka thaa......
.
....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu,

yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai,

aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bi bula lungi..

#9396 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Gunehgaar kaun ???

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the...

Achaanak,

PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi,

"bhago,mera PATI aa gaya".

PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya....

#9406 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek survey se malum hua hai ki..

agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay...

MAUN VRAT rakhe

to pati ki umar aur lambi ho sakati hai