Aman 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Patni ne pati ko
Surprise krne k lie
kitchtn mein jakr new SIM card se call ki
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Or boli,,
Hllo darling...
Pati: baad mein
call kro jaan
abhi wo kutti kamini kitchen mein hain..

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#6937 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

"Patni: dekhoji, hamaare shantabai ki pati,
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. usko khush rakhne ke liye, har hafte movie pe le jaate hai. aap kyu nahi karte ho aise?
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Pati: arey, maine bhi shantabai ko movie ke liye bulaaya. lekin usne manaa kardi. isme meri kya galti hai?

#8040 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Biwi Market se Loti
Pati: "Mera Andaza yeh keh raha
Hai
Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki
Cheez
Hai..
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Patni: "Are wah mere Pati-
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. Parmeshwar Aap Ne Bilkul

Sahi

Andaza Lagaya
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Is Me Mere Sandal Hai.

#8106 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA

SHAKE

& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice

Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat
lena.

#8112 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai...

gar gar gar gar...

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai...

gar gar gar gar...

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!

Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?

Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der

se kahi gayi hai..!

Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?

#8218 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: “Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?”
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya
Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha
Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi
Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha
Biwi: “Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhonkna Band Karo“

#9114 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Biwi Market se Loti
Pati: "Mera Andaza yeh keh raha
Hai
Ki is Box Me Koi Khane Ki
Cheez
Hai..
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Patni: "Are wah mere Pati-
... Parmeshwar Aap Ne Bilkul
Sahi
Andaza Lagaya
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Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.

#9175 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek husband wife ne sex ka code rakha ''phone karna hai ''

Pati: - beta mummy se kaho papa ko urgent phone karna hai.

Patni - papa ko bolo abhi phone nahi kar sakte network kharab hai,

thik hone me 4/5 din lagenge.

Pati - beta mummy ko bolo ki phone nahi karne diya

to papa public phone se call kar lenge.

Patni:- beta papa ko bolo, aisi galti ki to mummy ghar

#9379 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari�� lag gai,

usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS✉ kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho'
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Par
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Usne
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Galati se galat no. Par SMS✉ bhej diya

Jisko ye MSG✉ mila wo apni patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa,

SMS✉ padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya.

MSG✉ kuch is tarah ka thaa......
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....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu,

yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai,

aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bi bula lungi..

#9396 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Gunehgaar kaun ???

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the...

Achaanak,

PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi,

"bhago,mera PATI aa gaya".

PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya....