Aman 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek maa ko 20 sal lagte hai
apne bete ko accha insan banane main
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our ek ladki ko 20 minut bhi nahi
lagte...
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ladke ko pagal banane main

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#2840 ADMIN

02:36:42 PM 01 Mar, 2017

Agar tumko hai mere aansuon

ka haal dekhna,

to aa kar kabhi mera

bhiga rumaal dekhna,

bolte nahi kabhi aansoo mere,

par puchte hai kitne sawaal dekhna.

#6709 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

sunny leone said today...

"mereko pehle se maalum thha. isliye ye line chhod di"!!

#6937 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

"Patni: dekhoji, hamaare shantabai ki pati,
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. usko khush rakhne ke liye, har hafte movie pe le jaate hai. aap kyu nahi karte ho aise?
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Pati: arey, maine bhi shantabai ko movie ke liye bulaaya. lekin usne manaa kardi. isme meri kya galti hai?

#7388 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soyi "Faraz"...
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Unhein ek baar Shak pada tha ke ,
Mujhe raat ko ladkiyan Fone karti hein.. tongue.png grin.png
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Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soyi "Faraz"...
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Unhein ek baar Shak pada tha ke ,
Mujhe raat ko ladkiyan Fone karti hein..

#7553 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke
Bola:" Waah,
Kya
Maal Hai..
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Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:" Maal To
Jhakkass
hai..
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Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na
Kaminey...

#8099 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Love Marrige:
Raat Ke Waqt
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Shohar: Paani Pilao
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Biwi Paani Lenay Gayi,
Shohar Ko Neend Aa Gayi,
Biwi Saari Raat Paani Ka Glass Pakde
Khadi Rahi,
Subah Shohar Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh

Kar Bohat Khush Huva Aur Bola!

Maango Kya Maangti Ho?
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Biwi:

Kamine Talaaq De.

#8208 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Yesterday i was having a conversation with my best friend.

Me : Bhai maine us ladki ko bata diya ki tu uska number maang raha tha. grin.png

He : Bhai kitna kamina hai tu, Kameenepan ki bhi hadd hoti hai frown.png

Me : Bhai lekin meri koi hadd nahi hai. Mai duniya ka sabse kameena dost hu.

Mai single hu, To tu bhi single hi rahega

He :

#8275 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Dear Trisha,

teri Maa ka sakinaka, BC dimag kharab kar diya hai ek hafte se..


gayab tu ho gayi Aur tension mere gharwalo ko ho rahi hai!

#8360 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Tufaani baarish

Aadhi raat

Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya

Pizza wala:- aap married ho??

Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi

#8488 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Robber
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.