Rakesh 12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi

Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,

Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. aur kuch nahi
Bollywood Movie: Diljale

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#2843 ADMIN

02:37:51 PM 01 Mar, 2017

Band hontho se gam chupate gaye,

khuli aankho se pyaar lutate gaye,

har ek se dhoka khaya is jahaan mein,

lekin sabke liye har pal muskurate gaye.

#9823 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!

#15720 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Shaadi karne ki baad aur shaadi karne ki aage

1. tumhare baat kokil ki tarah hai.
dhat,kan ki kach me ghanor ghanor nahi karna

2. biswas karo, meine tumko bina nahi reh parunga.
har baat me tum tumhari bap ki baari jane ke baat nahi karna, jao na tumko koun rokha hai?

3. tumko liee maine hajar saal bachna parunga.
uff, tumhare sansar mein mere jiban ekbare biss ho gaya.

Aapko dhund raha hai

4. future ki baat soch kar ek moment par aap crore paysa kharcha kar sakti hai.
Aapko dhund raha hai Political dall ne(Aapko election par khare karne ke liee).

5. onle ek abul biri ke liee aap ek aadmi ki hatma kar sakti hai.
Aapko dhund raha hai RAB(dunia ki narak dekhne ke liee).

6. aapki do haat mein kharach karna paroge?
Aapko dhund raha hai ladkione.

7. keyaa aap ek palak par jo vi opokarm karna parte hai?
Aapko dhund raha hai Police force.

#15799 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Height of Flirt
Trin trin...
Gal: Hello baby...
Boy: Ohh, jaan bolo.
Gal: Kahan ho yaar? Subah se koi ata pata hi nhi hai tumhara..!!
Boy: Arey hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankho me.
Gal: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: Tumhari hi pic dekh raha hun, Kahin aur mann lag hi nahi raha.
Gal: Maine to tumhe apni pic di hi nahi..!
Boy: Arey tumhari pic to barson se mere dil mein chapi hui hai..!
Gal: Lekin hum to parson hi mile hain na?
Boy: Tumhare bina ek pal bhi barson ke samaan hai pinky.
Gal: Pinky..??? Ye pinky kaun hai??
Main to divya hun..!!
Boy: Dekha tumse baat karte hi sab kuch bhool jata hun..!
Gal: Tum sunny hi ho na
Boy: Ghar waale to arjun kehte hain, but wo galat ho sakte hain.. Tum nahi..
Gal: Ye '80XXXXX51' ye tumhara hi no. Hai na?
Boy: Tha to nahi but ab se hai..!!

#16038 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

College mein ek badi umra ki ladki ko sab students bua bua kehte the
Ek din usne principal se shikayat kar di

Principal gusse mein class room mein pahunche aur class se kaha jo bhi is ladki ko bua kehta hai woh khada ho jaaye.

Ek ek karke saari class khadi ho gayi lekin ak ladka baitha raha

Principal ne poochha "To tum ise bua nahi kehte ho"

Ladke ne ek thandi saans li aur kaha "Main saari class ka foofa hoon."

#16358 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Biwi par essay...
Biwi ek paltu prani hai, ye ghar ki rasoi mein payi jati hai. Iska priye ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai. Karva chouth wale din ye badi matra mein dhong karti dikhai deti hai. Shuruwat mein ye prani bada achcha lagta hai baad mein ye jungli saand ki tarah ho jati hai. Inke maa baap ki galti inke pati ko bhugatni padti hai. Hamein sab patiyon se humdardi hai. Ummid hai aap bhi dusron se hamdardi jatayenge.
Dhanyawad.

#16697 Happy

12:00:00 AM 19 Mar, 2017

Biwi par essay...
Biwi ek paltu prani hai, ye ghar ki rasoi mein payi jati hai. Iska priye ahaar pati ka bheja hota hai. Karva chouth wale din ye badi matra mein dhong karti dikhai deti hai. Shuruwat mein ye prani bada achcha lagta hai baad mein ye jungli saand ki tarah ho jati hai. Inke maa baap ki galti inke pati ko bhugatni padti hai. Hamein sab patiyon se humdardi hai. Ummid hai aap bhi dusron se hamdardi jatayenge.
Dhanyawad.

#23294 arman

12:00:00 AM 31 May, 2017

Agar main had se guzar jau toh muje maaf karna,
Tere dil mein utar jau toh mujhe maaf karna,

Raat mein tujhe dekh ke tere deedar ki khatir,
Pal bhar jo theher jaun toh mujhe maaf karna…!!

#23312 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 31 May, 2017

12 mahino ka intejaar
Fir tum aate ho har saal

Dilo ke beech dooriyaa
Kuch palo ke liye hi sahi

Mita detein ho har saal
Har koi ek dusre se

Happy New Year
Kahne ko h bekaraar

Mehfilein zama dete ho
Nacha dete ho har saal

Gujre waqt ka andhera
Mita dete ho har saal

Nayi ummeedein
Naye armaan..

Sabke dilo mein
Jaga dete ho har saal

Ab aa bhi jao na
Mat karwaao intejaar

Tere swagat ko
Hum sab hai taiyaar

#24983 arman

12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Hum iss qadar tum per mar mittenge,
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhenge

Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad,
Hmare bad hmare pyar ki dastan duniya vale likhege.