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Bareilly@99
12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017
girl : tera phone humesha charge
kaise rehta hain...
:
boy : main single hu behan
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#2277 ADMIN
05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970
*Few naughty but true facts*
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*Naked truth*
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes...
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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*Alteration*
Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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*Breaking news:* Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
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*Choice*
Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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*Anti-Gravity situation*
Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws of Gravity...!!
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*Meat ball*
Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure...!!
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*Location of body parts*
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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*DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB*
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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*BALLS THEORY*
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman....
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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*EXPLANATION*
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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*VIAGRA*
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGRA has Front effect.
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*BURNING LOVE*
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Tiger balm by mistake
#8814 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
girlfriend boyfriend date
per
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girlfriend : jaan kuch aisa
kaho jis ko sun k
meri heart beat tezz ho
jay n mera dil zoor zoor
se dhadak ne lage
.
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.boyfriend : bhaaaag tera
baap aa raha hai.. !!
#9262 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Boyfriend to Girlfriend :
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki,
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki
"Jab tu 10:0 pm baje so jaati hai,
toh tera whatsapp last seen at 3:0 am kyu dikhata hai". ?
#9282 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Daku:- tera name kya h?
Girl- nisha.
Daku:meri fb frnd ka
name b nisha hi h,
ja tujhe maaf kiya.
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Daku(boy se): tera kya
name h?
.
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pappu : name to mera
pappu h,
par pyar se log muje b
'nisha'hi kehte h
#9288 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
GirL:- Main Kisi Aur Se Shadi kar Rahi Hun,
Mujhe Bhul Jao. . !
.
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BOY:-. . . . . . . Na TeRe AaNe Ki KhUsHi, Na TeRe JaaNe Ka GhaM ,
DuSri PaTaYeNgE Tu JaA BeHeN AaJ Se TeRa QiSsA KhAtAm.
#9827 Aman
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Boy:"Hii darling kaisi ho.. ??
.
Girl:"Kon.. ??
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Boy:"Tera aashiq hu Jaan..
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Grl:"Tu Bunty hai.. ??
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Boy:"Haan tujhe kaise pata.. ??
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Grl:"Tu Bansi Lal ka ladka hai.. ??
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Boy:"Haan par kaise pata.. ??
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Grl:"Tu Ram Lal ka pota hi hai na.. ??
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Boy:"Haan haan par kaise pata chala.. ?? gasp.png
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Grl:"Haramzade main teri behen hu, Ghar pe
phone ghuma diya tune...Tu ghar aa fir btati
hu.
#10093 Aman
12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017
Place- CA Exam Hall..
Exam-
Girl to CA boy- yaar, plzz pehle ques. ka
answer bata de..
Boy- acha le jaldi likh
Girl aftr writting the answers- thanks
bro. u helped me a lot..
Boy shocked..
Boy- saali bhai hoga tera bf., Kamini galat hai answers,
dhang se padh match ki commentary hai
Boy madhosh, Girl behosh
Dnt mess with CA Students :
#18827 Ramking
12:00:00 AM 16 Apr, 2017
Boy To Girl:- Why do you love
a rose…..which dies in a day….!!!
But you don’t love me….. who dies for
you everyday…..???
Girl Replied:- Oye hoye… Tera Dialogue…..!!!
