TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Hum Ek Baar Jite Hai Aur Ek Baar Marte Hai..
Shadi Bhi Ek Baar Hoti hai....
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But Flirt Apne Talent Pe Depend Karta Hai.......
Bhaisaab..

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#8092 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Meri biwi par mere aitbaar ki hadd dekh ghalib......

usne din ko raat kaha....

aur humne peg bana liya !!!

#8345 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Hum ek baar jeete hai..

ek baar marte hai..

shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai..

But pyaar do teen baar ho jata hai!!

#8490 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha

Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki

Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”

Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”

Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“

#9347 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath

10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par
wo nahi maani...

#9589 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Jab Maine "Daru"
Pehli baar Pee thi,

Mai Khud Apni
Nazron me gir gaya.

Aur Maine "Daru"
Chhodne ka faisla kar liya?

Par fir jab Maine
Un tamaam "Daru" factory ke Mazdur,

Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me
Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi.

Aur Us Pal Faisla kiya ki Abse,

I will Drink Regularly.

Apne liye to sab Jeete hain,

Lekin Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain

#9625 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne pati ke sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai Aap kabhi leke gaye.. ??
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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani...

#15694 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kya tumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahin rehta?
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan.

Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se jaenge aur car main chalaungi.
Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge akhbaar main.

#22886 arman

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

Logo se sunte the Mohabbat ke Afsaane
Khawab Humne bhi dekhe the Suhaane,

Pyaar kya hai ?
Hum aksar sochte the
Es Baat se Hum apne Dil ko rokte the

Lekin ab Tumhe es Dil mein basa kar
Ye Khata ek baar karna chahta hain

Yeh Dil Tum se Pyaar karna chahta hai
Apni Mohabbat ka Izhaar karna chahta h

#22919 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 30 May, 2017

Har bacche k chehre pe dikhe ronak,
Aur Bado k chehre pe lali honi chahiye,

Koyi bhi shakhs naa ruthe es baar,
Kisi ki bhi jeb naa khali honi chahiye,

Sirf Ameero ki nahi es baar,
Garibo ki b aankhe matwali honi chahiye,

Dilli hi nahi sahib..es baar,
Desh ka har kona har basti dilwali honi chahiye,

Es baar Masjido me Deep jalne chahiye
Es baar mandiro me kavvali honi chahiye,

Logo ki toh bahut dekhi hain humne,
Es baar ‘Majhabo ki Diwali’ honi chahiye