TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband - Ghar mein sabse pyar se rehna, sabki respect karna,

unka Vishwas jeetna, unki care karna, hamesha sach bolna...

Wife(room ka darwaza khol kar) - Sab andar aajao,

yahan suhag raat mein Praannath ki jagah Aloknath aa Gaye hai.

Related to this Post:

#8741 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husband Raat ko phone pe:-

Khane me kya hai” ??

Wife:- Zeher. devil.png

Husband:- Main der se aaunga,

tum kha kar so jana..

#9175 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek husband wife ne sex ka code rakha ''phone karna hai ''

Pati: - beta mummy se kaho papa ko urgent phone karna hai.

Patni - papa ko bolo abhi phone nahi kar sakte network kharab hai,

thik hone me 4/5 din lagenge.

Pati - beta mummy ko bolo ki phone nahi karne diya

to papa public phone se call kar lenge.

Patni:- beta papa ko bolo, aisi galti ki to mummy ghar

#9320 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Husband :- " Kamar Me Bahot Dard Hai..
.
Baaju Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
.
Wife :- "Wo Nahi Denge...
.
Husband :- "Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
.
Jaane Do, Apna
Hi Nikal Lo,
Almaari Me Rakha
Hai...

#9957 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

SWEET DEMAND-

Bacchi Papa Se Gussa Hokar Ghar K Bahar Baithi Thi

Maa-Kya Hua?

Bacchi-Aapke Husband K Saath Meri Banti Nahi
Mujhe Mera Husband Chahiye.

#15683 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Kaya hai a daily life jara dekha jai--
husband: "Mujhay Janwaron k Doctor k paas lay chalo"
Wife: "kon hai wo?"
husband: "Roz Subah Murghay ki tarah uthta hoon;
Ghoray ki tarah bhaag k Office jata hoon;
Gadhay ki tarah kaam karta hoon;
Ghar a ke sab par Kuttay ki tarah bhonkta hoon;
Aur Raat ko Bhains k sath so jata hoon..