TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husband Raat ko phone pe:-

Khane me kya hai” ??

Wife:- Zeher. devil.png

Husband:- Main der se aaunga,

tum kha kar so jana..

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#535 ADMIN

09:30:56 PM 11 Sep, 2016

Husband ने ऑफिस में बैठे बैठे facebook पे post किया....

"पंछी बन के उड़ता फिरूँ मस्त गगन में...."

तभी wife का comment आया....

"धरती छूते ही धनियाँ लेते आना...."
😂😂😂😝😝😄😄😄😁😁😁😁

#3308 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Husband ने ऑफिस में बैठे बैठे facebook पे post किया....

"पंछी बन के उड़ता फिरूँ मस्त गगन में...."

तभी wife का comment आया....

"धरती छूते ही धनियाँ लेते आना...."
😂😂😂😝😝😄😄😄😁😁😁😁

#3349 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

Husband ने ऑफिस में बैठे बैठे facebook पे post किया....

"पंछी बन के उड़ता फिरूँ मस्त गगन में...."

तभी wife का comment आया....

"धरती छूते ही धनियाँ लेते आना...." 😂😂😂😝😝😄😄😄😁😁😁😁

#5940 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

husband: tell me those three magical words..

wife: 'mood nahi hai'

#6187 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

maximum wives hate their husband's friends.

maximum husbands love their wife's friends.

men are generally nice.

#6889 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?

Wife : Mall me gai thi, shopping karane.

H : Kya kya liya?

W : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies

#6890 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

Conveying is an art...

Wife : I have a good news and a bad news

Husband : I am very busy ... Just give me good news

Wife : the airbags worked properly in our new Audi

#6914 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha:
Banarsi Saree 10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-
Wife Khush Hoke Apne Husband Se: Mujhe Rs. 500 Do, Me 50 Saree Kharidungi.
Husband: Birbal Ki Maa, Istri Ki Dukan Hai Woh..

#7151 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

After massive demand from all husbands..........
A new app called. "Darr" is launched in iphone 6.....
You just say..... 'Wife'..
and it immediately closes all websites,
hides all chats,,
shuts down all games,
and deletes chat history!
and best above all,
Last but not the least....
it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.

#7417 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Husbands will be husbands
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying
Pan “tuunnnnnnnn..”
“HUSBAND: What was that for?
WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with
the name ‘JULIE’ on it.
HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last
week & JULIE was the name of my
HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!
Next day wife hit him with the frying
pan AGAIN! “tuunnnnnnn..”
HUSBAND: why did u hit me again?
WIFE: Teri Ghodi ne aaj phone kiya
tha….... tongue emoticon