Aman 12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?

Wife : Mall me gai thi, shopping karane.

H : Kya kya liya?

W : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies

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#7377 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram K Liye Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai.

Hum Kaha Jayenge ? kiss emoticon
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Husband: Dusre Doctor K Pass!

#8764 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya?
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Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar

Maine to uss waqt shirt utari hui thi.

#8784 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife aur husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha-..
Ae Husn ki Mallika !
5 Rupay de de...
Andha hoon......

Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha aur bola :
"De de....
Wakai andha ha..

#8798 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife : Subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dala?


Husband : Tere Baap ne kaha tha "Meri Beti PHOOL ki

tarah hai ise Murjhane mat dena"...

#8981 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
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Husband:- Kya?
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Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti,
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Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi.
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Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?
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Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya

#9171 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife: agar meri shadi kisi "rakshas"

se bhi ho jati to mai itni pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu

Husband: par blood relation me

shadiyan kaha hoti hai Darling

#9184 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Wife :- Q.Ji, Roz Subah,
Mere Chehre Pe Pani Q Dalte ho.
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Husband:-Tere Baap Ne kaha tha,
Ke Meri Beti PHOOL ki tarha hai.
Ise Murjhane Mat Dena,
Isliye subh pani deta hu

#9289 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya:- Kaha ho tum ??
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Husband:- Tumhe woh Jwellery shop yaad hai jahan
tume ek diamond ka set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi the ki main wo tumhe leke de sakun..
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Wife :- Haan yaad hai...
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Husband:- Phir maine tumse
kaha tha ki ek din main tumhein woh zaroor leke dunga..
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Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe
achche se yaad hai..
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Husband:- Main uski baju
wale pub me beer pe raha hu thoda late aunga..

#9380 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

2013:" wife..

Husband:" Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna do

jara..
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Wife:" kyyaaaaa..??

Zara phir kehna..
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Husband:" maine kaha g,

ek cup chai bana dun aapko..???