TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife aur husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha-..
Ae Husn ki Mallika !
5 Rupay de de...
Andha hoon......

Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha aur bola :
"De de....
Wakai andha ha..

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#6889 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?

Wife : Mall me gai thi, shopping karane.

H : Kya kya liya?

W : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies

#7502 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Husband:
Jab mai
tumhe chillata hu tab
tum apna gussa kispe
nikalti ho ??
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Wife:
toilet saaf karke
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Husband:
Hahahaha ,
bewkoof aurat vo kaise?
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Wife:
Toilet aapke
toothbrush se saaf
karti hu..

#7932 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

करवा चौथ स्पेशल
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Wife ne new SIM khareedi aur socha ki husband ko surprise karoongi
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Wife kitchen mai gai aur Husband ko call ki
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Wife:- Hello Darling ....
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Husband: (Halki awaz mai jawab diya

) "Tum baad mai call karna, Abhi chudail kitchen mai hai.."
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Husband toh gaye

#8014 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon

Husband : Bahut Zyada


Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni

Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

#8121 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband- Mujhe nind nhi aa rahi hai!!

Wife- jao aur kitchen ka sara bartan saaf kar do!

Husband - Arey pagli!!! Main Neend mein bol raha hun!

#8407 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband : "Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?"

Wife : "Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?

Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah. ." ??
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Husband : Silent....thinking ... (Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!)

#8434 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, the husband said,

"the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......

here the chef knows how to cook.

Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,

I am Married and already very Disturbed"

#8583 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife: Suppose karo agar main aapki har baat samjhu aur har baat maanu toh.??

Husband : *haste haste zameen par gir jata hai* aur khushi se chilla ke kehta hai :

Mujhse toh Saala suppose bhi

nahi ho raha !!!!

bwahahahaha

#8607 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband.. jab mai tumhe marta hu tab tum apna gussa kispe nikalti ho.... :o
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Wife..toilet saaf karke grin.png
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Husband..haste hue : pagal aurat vo kaise? grin.png

Wife..toilet aapke toothbrush se saaf karti hu

#8637 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband Wife Car Mein Jaa Rahe The.
Husband Ne Wife Ko Darane Ke Liye Car Ko Tez Speed Se Chalaya Aur Puchha.
Husband: “Dekhi Meri Speed?”
Achanak Car Band Ho Gayi.
Wife Zor-Zor Se Hasne Lagi.
Hasband: “Kya Hua?”
Wife: “Kuch Nahi, Kal Raat Ki Yaad Aa Gayi“