Aman 12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
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Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
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Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai

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#7377 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram K Liye Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai.

Hum Kaha Jayenge ? kiss emoticon
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Husband: Dusre Doctor K Pass!

#7502 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Husband:
Jab mai
tumhe chillata hu tab
tum apna gussa kispe
nikalti ho ??
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Wife:
toilet saaf karke
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Husband:
Hahahaha ,
bewkoof aurat vo kaise?
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Wife:
Toilet aapke
toothbrush se saaf
karti hu..

#7932 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

करवा चौथ स्पेशल
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Wife ne new SIM khareedi aur socha ki husband ko surprise karoongi
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Wife kitchen mai gai aur Husband ko call ki
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Wife:- Hello Darling ....
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Husband: (Halki awaz mai jawab diya

) "Tum baad mai call karna, Abhi chudail kitchen mai hai.."
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Husband toh gaye

#8429 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Question-kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati

bna sakti hai ?

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Smart Answer- yes, par husband crorepati hona chahiye!!

#8433 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

The female version of monsoon msg

Dear monsoon...

please don't be so romantic.

We do not have cool boyfriends who will take us on a romantic ride.

we already have husbands who will ask us to go in

the kitchen and prepare chai and Pakode...
-all wifes

#8595 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai .

Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,

Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. .

Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai..

fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao... tongue.png
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Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. .

Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ??
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Wife: "maa bahen ek hogayi..... BC Daal hi gir gai

#8637 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband Wife Car Mein Jaa Rahe The.
Husband Ne Wife Ko Darane Ke Liye Car Ko Tez Speed Se Chalaya Aur Puchha.
Husband: “Dekhi Meri Speed?”
Achanak Car Band Ho Gayi.
Wife Zor-Zor Se Hasne Lagi.
Hasband: “Kya Hua?”
Wife: “Kuch Nahi, Kal Raat Ki Yaad Aa Gayi“

#8741 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband wife me ladaai hoyi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husband Raat ko phone pe:-

Khane me kya hai” ??

Wife:- Zeher. devil.png

Husband:- Main der se aaunga,

tum kha kar so jana..

#8744 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Husband : Kaash main Ganpati hota.

Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati,

bada mazaa aata.

Wife : Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote.

roz tumko laddu khilati,

har saal visarjan karti,

naye Ganpati aate,

bada maza aata

#8792 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana,
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Husband: Yaha to koi Namak nahi hai,
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Wife: Mujhe pata tha, Tum to ho hi Andhe,
Kaamchor ho,
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Ek kaam dhang se nahi kr sakte, Bas bahane

banaate ho, Zindagi me kuch to kaam karo,
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Tumhe nahi milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi,
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Husband shocked!