Happy 12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

IT Student - Computer Jokes
Girlfriend: I don't think it's working out. Our relationship is dead.
IT Guy: Ek baar restart karke to dekh le.

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#2536 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

ये केलकुलेशन आपको बताएगी की
आपका "Best Friend 2017" में कौन होगा...?
सही से Solve करना।

निचे दिए गए अंको में से कोई भी एक अंक चुने।
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9.
अब 3 से गुना करे Multiply
अब उस अंक में 3 को जोड़ Addition
अब फिर 3 से गुना करे Multiply
आपको 2 Digit का अंक मिलेगा।

दोनों अंको को जोड़े अब ये नंबर
आपका fAVORITE. (पसंदीदा) PERSON होगा।
1. Brother
2. Teacher
3. Lover
4. Cousin
5. Student
6. Father
7. Friend
8. Class mate
9.TiLAK MALi
10. Brother in law
11. Sister in law
अगर अब भी ना मानो तो आपकी मर्ज़ी कोई और नम्बर. SELECT कर के फिर देख लो।😊😊

#7387 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

साइकोलॉजी का प्रैक्टिकल हो रहा था...

प्रोफेसर ने 1 चूहे के लिए एक तरफ केक और दूसरी तरफ चुहिया रख दी...

चूहा फ़ौरन केक कि तरफ लपका

दूसरी बार केक को बदल के रोटी रखी...

चूहा रोटी कि तरफ लपका

कई बार फ़ूड-आइटम्स बदले मगर चूहा हर बार फ़ूड कि तरफ भागा.

प्रोफेसर: so students, its proved कि hunger is bigger need than girls.....

इतने में लास्ट बेंच से रणछोर दास छांचड़ बोला: सर, 1 बार चुहिया बदल के भी देख लो, हो सकता है वो उसकी "बीवी" हो...

#8974 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Teacher to Student - What is similarity between girl and wire.

any one know

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.me to teacher ;: Dono nangi ho to jaan nikaal deti hain.

#9582 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

TEACHER-

"It's better to fail than to cheat"
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STUDENT-

"LOL No, it's better to cheat than to repeat"

Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko

#9741 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Teacher to student Aaj tune fir homework kyun nahi kiya..??
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Student:"sir, light nai thi..
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Sir:"to saale mombati jala leta..
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Student:"sir, machis nai utha sakta tha..
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Sir:"kyu.. ??
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Student:"sir, puja ghar me rakhi thi..
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Sir:"to uthayi kyun nai.. ??
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Student:"nahaya ­ -nai tha sir..
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Sir:"saale nahaya kyu nai tha.. ??
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Student:"paani nahi tha sir..
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Sir:"paani kyu nahi tha.. ??
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Student:"sir motor nahi chal raha tha..
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Sir:"ullu k pathhe ab motor kokya hua.. ??
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Student:"sir aap admi ho ya pajama, saala kitni baar bolu light nahi thi ??

#9987 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

2 studnts cheating karne hi
wale
the ke Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi
kya pucha?
. Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan ka
capital kya hai.
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Teachr: Toh tum ne bata dya?
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Studnt: Nai Sir... Mene isko danta
tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai
mgr ab na “TOKYO”

Students&Friend -­ship Rocks

#10093 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Place- CA Exam Hall..

Exam-

Girl to CA boy- yaar, plzz pehle ques. ka

answer bata de..

Boy- acha le jaldi likh

Girl aftr writting the answers- thanks

bro. u helped me a lot..

Boy shocked..

Boy- saali bhai hoga tera bf., Kamini galat hai answers,

dhang se padh match ki commentary hai

Boy madhosh, Girl behosh

Dnt mess with CA Students :

#10138 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Engineering Student Sitting with
His Girlfriend in Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love
youuuu"
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Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer
talking ?
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Student:- Its Me, Talking To My
Beer, U Shut Up"

#15749 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha hai, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nahi kehte?
Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pija ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nahi diya.

#15774 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Teacher - Itne din se kaha the?
Student - Bird flu ho gaya tha.
Teacher - Par ye to Birds mein hota hai insaano mein nahi.
Student (Gusse mein) - Insaan samjha hi kahan aapne... roz to Murga bana deti ho.