TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Teacher to Student - What is similarity between girl and wire.

any one know

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.me to teacher ;: Dono nangi ho to jaan nikaal deti hain.

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#9253 TIPU

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#9582 TIPU

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"It's better to fail than to cheat"
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#9741 TIPU

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