arman 12:00:00 AM 07 Jun, 2017

Jab Bhi Koi Ghazal Tere Naam Likhoon,
Batein Likhta Hoon
Tamam Magar Tera Naam Chupa Leta Hoon,

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#8164 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Two girls in a college:

" Tere Boyfriend ka kya haal hai?"

" Woh lene ki zid kar raha hai. Main pareshaan hun ki du ya na du"

" Are aajkal in baaton ko koi nahi sochta, de de."

" Tujhe nahi pata. Woh baar baar karega. Woh mere bina nahi rah sakta.

Kahta hai ek baar de do, phir bahut der tak karenge, din mein karenge, raat mein karenge."

"Ari paagal, agar woh itna excited hai, main hoti to kab ki de chuki hoti!"

"Abhi to usko karne ka shauk hai, Mahine ke baad jab jhatka lagega to haath mein pakad kar baith jaayega."

"Tu koi precaution le le"

" Are yaar, uska post paid connection hai. Jab mahine ke baad bill aayega to kahega tune mobile no. kyo diya?"

#8321 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Jab woh aati h khidki par kapde sukhaane.

jab wo aati h khidki pr kapde sukhane.

main bhi pahuch jata hoon apni khidki par..

karke koi bahaane..

#8715 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi
Aitbar Nahi.!!
Main To Ab Uss kamine ka Mooh
Bhi Nahi Dekhungi
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2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne
Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh
Liya......??
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1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur
Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,

Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki
Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..

#10013 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Teacher : homework kyu nai kiya?
Student : sir fever tha
Teacher : beta...sach batao...mai
kuch nai karunga
...
Student : Sir TV dekh raha tha aur
mood nai tha
Teacher *Slaps* : Batameez aise
muh pe jawab dega sir ko..?? Aise
kaise TV dekh raha tha...
niyam ke
mutabik pehle homework karna
chahiye!
Student : Kyun sach ka sabak
sikhaye !
Jab sab sunn bhi na paye
Sach koi bole to
tu Niyam kanoon bataye
Tera darr..
Tera pyaar..
Teri wah..
Tu h rakh...rakh saale !

#10043 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Jab Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Bole – . . “Tum Bahut

Acche Ho, TumheTo Koi Bhi Mil

Jaayegi”

To Mere Bhaiyo Ye Samajh Lo

Usko Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai.

#15630 Happy

12:00:00 AM 14 Mar, 2017

Babu apni girlfriend se- darling kal ghar par aa jana koi bhi nahi hoga!
Jab ladki ghar par aati hai to sachmuch koi nahi tha.

#23997 Afsar

12:00:00 AM 02 Jun, 2017

Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar,
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta,

teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane,
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta.

#24919 Rakesh

12:00:00 AM 05 Jun, 2017

Chubhati to hai jindgi bhi,
Jab sathi nahi milata koi,

Khamosiyo ko mitane wala milta nahi koi,

Magr khamosh rehne ka aaj yug mein koi fayda nahi,
Kyuki khamoshi ka fayda uthata hai har koi.

#25798 arman

12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017

Dua nahi to gila deta koi,
Meri wafaon ka sila deta koi,

Jab mukadar hi nahi tha apna,
Deta bhi to bahla kya deta koi,

Hasil-e-ishq faqat dard hai,
Aye kash pehle hi baat deta koi,

Taqdeer nahi thi agar aasmaan chuna,
Khaq me hi mila deta koi,

Bewafa bhi humein bewafa keh gaya,
Is se zyada kya daga deta koi,

Guman hi ho jata kisi apne ka,
Daman hi pakar kar hila deta koi,

Arse se atka hai hinchkiyoun pe dun,
Acha hota ke bhula deta koi.