Aman 12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Jokes - Page 965
sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

If all Indians start studying

All get good marks
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jobs are limit

more unemployment

more youth suicides

more crime

SAVE INDIA
Stop Studying !!!
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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar
Aasmaan bhi ro padaa
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Jab Larkion kay Number se Bhari
hui Sim Gum ho gayi...!

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#9516 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Jokes - Page 860
sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Pappu Aashiqui 2 dekh kar aaya...

aur apni GF se Bola:" Sun Rahi Hai Na Tu...cry.png(
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Breakup kar rha hu mai...:p :/
warna saala mai bhi pee, peeke mar jaunga..grin.png
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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Jokes Of The Day...:
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Trying to book Tatkal Ticket on IRCTC. grin.pnggrin.png
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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Killer shyari...:p

Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki Kami Thi..
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Wah..Wah..
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Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki Kami Thi..
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Jis se Raat Bhar Chating ki wo meri GIRLFRIEND ki Mummy thi..

#16261 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Facebook Fever - Computer Jokes
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Facebooking karunga !!
T: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
S: Facebook pages ka Admin banunga.
T: Ohoo, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
S: Facebook Admin Rights.
T: IDIOT! mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
S: Facebook par page bnaunga 'I Luv MOM & DAD'
T: Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
S: Mere Facebook ka Pasword.
T: Hey Bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
S: Facebook, but never Face ur Book :p ;)

#17385 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Terms to Know - Funny Jokes
Terms to Know

TRAFFIC LIGHT � Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

DIVORCE � Postgraduate in School of Love.

PIONEER � Early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.

PEOPLE � Some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.

SWIMMING POOL � A mob of people with water in it.

SELF-CONTROL � The ability to eat only one peanut.

SALESMAN � Man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink.

CANNIBAL � Person who likes to see other people stewed.

EGOCENTRIC � A person who believes he is everything you know you are.

FOREIGN FILM � Any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western.

OPTIMIST � Girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

MAGAZINE � Bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

COLLEGE � The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS � Police station, fire department and places that deliver.

OPERA � When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.

BUFFET � A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."

BABY-SITTER � A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.

TATTOO � Permanent proof of temporary insanity.

#17402 Happy

12:00:00 AM 22 Mar, 2017

Fax Machine Problem - Office Jokes
Manager: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"

Staff: "A little. What's wrong sir?"

Manager: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."

Staff: "How did you load the sheet?"

Manager: "I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."