arman 12:00:00 AM 10 Jun, 2017

Khubsurat sa ek pal kissa banjata hai,
Jane kab kaun zindagi ka hissa banjata hai,

Kuch log zindagi me milte hain aise,
Jinse kabhi na tootnewala rishta banjata hai.

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#8713 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui...
Woh dono pure din rat whatsapp se baat kiya karte rehte the.
Akhir vo raat aahi gaiiii............................
ush raat ladka , ladki ka ghoonghat uthaakar bola....
."Tum wakai hi bahut khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift karu.. .
Ladki sharmati hui boli..... -:.

Adle hafte dammu tatmir tale.....".

MORAL:-Kam se kam ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha.

Bus dekh liya whats app ka natija.

#9721 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the...

Raste me ek pari milti hai,

Pari:" ek-ek wish batao mainpoori karugi.."

1st:" Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.."

Pari ne kar diya..

2nd:" mujhe bhi aisa kar do.."
Pari ne kar diya..
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3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola...
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"Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo...

Moral:" Har ek Friend kamina hota hai.

#9732 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya.

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya.

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.

Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?

Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.

#9844 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

2 dost jungle mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo TENT laga k so
gaye..
.
RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli..
Usne dusre ko jaga k kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe
kya nazar aatahai..??
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2nd:"Bahut sare sitare
.
1st:"Isse kya pata chalta hai..??
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2nd:"Asman khubsurat hai..
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1st:"Abey Newton ki aulad Tent chori
ho gaya hai..

#9985 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Girl to her Blind Bf:
Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni
khubsurat hu...
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Boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya
Aankh wale
Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
Kamini andha hu chutiya nahi

#10125 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

santa NE EK KHUBSURAT LADKI
KO PUCHA AAP KAHA RAHTI HO ?
LADKI: M.G.ROAD
banta: ITNI
KHUBSURAT HOKAR BHI ROAD PAR
RAHTI HO MERE GHAR CHALO NA.

#15760 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Saath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Saath Chal Diya.

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Saath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Saath Chal Diya.

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.

Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ?

Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz gaanja peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai."

#16098 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Saath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Saath Chal Diya.

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Saath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Saath Chal Diya.

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.

Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ?

Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz gaanja peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai."

#26460 arman

12:00:00 AM 09 Jun, 2017

Ae chand mere dost ko ek tohfa dena,
Taaro ki mehfil sang roshni karna,

Chhupa lena tum andhere ko,
Hr rat ke bad ek khubsurat svera dena