Aman 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ladka ladki ko tang kar raha
tha
.
Ladki- ap k ghar MAA - BEHEN
nhi he?
.
Ladka- hain, bas ap ki hi kami
he
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ladki- ap ko meri kami mehsus
ho rai he?

Ye baat agar mere 5
Bhaion ko pata chali to ap ke
ghar walo ko ap ki kami mehsus hog

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Boy :- I love you ..
Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho???
Boy :- tum 7th ho
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Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you
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MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me
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#7553 Aman

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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke
Bola:" Waah,
Kya
Maal Hai..
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Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:" Maal To
Jhakkass
hai..
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Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na
Kaminey...

#7791 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Aunty said to my Mom –
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” Meri ladki bta rhi thi k tmhara ladka

raat 2-3 bje tk facebook use karta hai ”.:
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my mom simply said ,
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.” Aapki ladki ko kaise pta ?
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Aunty shocks , my Mom Rocks..

#8070 TIPU

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Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”

Aunty: “Nahi”

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#8104 TIPU

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Ladki ne anpni engagement ki khabar apni friend ko batai. . . .
1st girl: dekhney mein kaisa hai,
2nd girl: Rich hai,
3rd girl: Rehta kahan hai,
4th girl: Pehli baar kahan miley the,
5th girl: Pehle propose kisne kia tha?
Engaged girl replied: mein Q batau,
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toh 1st boy: treat de
2nd boy: treat de
3rd boy: treat de
4th boy: treat de
5th boy: treat de
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#8194 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Agar ek hi sentence ladki aur ladka bole toh usme bahut difference hota he:
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eg.
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Girl: mene kal raat ek movie dekhte dekhte ek box tissue paper khatam kar diya.
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matlab ladki koy emotional movie dekh rahi thi.
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ab socho yahi sentence agar koy ladka bole toh???
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toh ladka kya dekh rha hoga????

#8374 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Fb me har ladke ki problem...
.
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Gharwaalo ko lagta hai k

kahi humara ladka Love marriage na kar le... .
.
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Par unhe kya pata yaha to

Ladkiyan ADD bhi nahi karti...
..
Love marriage to door ki baat hai.

#8389 Aman

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KBC Ke Set Par Ek Ladka 1 Crore Ke Sawaal Par Aakar Fass Gaya.

To Usne Ek Lifeline Chuni Phone-A-Friend Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Phone Milane Ko Kaha.

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Dene Ke Liye, Aur Tumhara Samaye Shuru Hota Hai Ab.”

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#8869 TIPU

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GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi.
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Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi.
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Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek
ladka..
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.."TRY"to har ek ko karungi..:
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Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . .
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Boys :- Arz kiya hai
koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum
nhi,
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Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum
nhi,
.
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#9116 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Shadi 1 Aisa Din H Jab Ladka STAGE Par Apni Dulhan K sath Baithe huye

Dusri Ladkiyon Ko Dekh

kar Sochta H

"Ye Sab aaj Se Pehle Kaha Mar Gai thi.