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12:00:00 AM 07 Jun, 2017
Le Kar Kisi Nain Haath Mein Kashkol-E-Waqt,
Aisa Safar Kiya K Kahin Per Nahin Ruka,
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#7390 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017
What girls do before lending notebooks:
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1. Time pe wapas de dena.
2. Kho mat dena.
3. Pages faadna mat aur mode mat dena.
4. Kisi aur ko mat dena
5. Check karne do ki peeche kuch personal likha toh nahi hai.
6. Haan ab le jaao.
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What Boys do:;
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...-Jab apni submit karega tab meri bhi kar dio...
Aish kar jaa
#8395 Aman
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
Sunny leone (in tension) :- mujhe bhi business karna hai
Me :- but y ?? What happened ??
Sunny :- mein kisike niche Kaam karna nahi chahti
#8825 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
Arz kiya jai.....gaurr farrmaiye
Lamha-Lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Kuch hii dino mein 'VALENTINE DAY' aa jayega,
Abhi bhi tym hai kisi se 'AFFAIR' kar lo,
Varna yeh valentine bhi 'PATNI' ke saath hii guzar jayega !!!!!
#8869 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi.
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Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi.
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Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek
ladka..
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.."TRY"to har ek ko karungi..:
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Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . .
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Boys :- Arz kiya hai
koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum
nhi,
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Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum
nhi,
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.Are uss ladki ki maa ki.
kismat footi jiske damad hum nahi..
#8875 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017
Tum kisi bhi din school/college miss kar do
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aur next day ,
pehle jisko bhi call karoge kal kya padhaya gaya tha ?
kuch homework bhi hai kya ?
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wo kamina pakka bolega: bhai, kal to mai b nhi gya tha
#9103 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana.
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Santafrown.pngjara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge?
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Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga.
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Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa.
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Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q?
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Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa
#9119 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Duniya K 2 sabse Mushkil Kaam
1-Apni baat Kisi Aur Ke dimag Me Fit Krna..!
2- Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jeib Mein shift karna!
Jo Pehle Me Kamyab Hota
Hai, Usey "Teacher"Kehte Hai,
Jo Dusre Me Kamyab Hota
Hai, Usey "Business Man" Kahte hai
Aur Jo Dono Me Kamyab
Hoti Hai Usey...
"WIFE" Kahte Hain.
#9439 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Agar koi Ladki make-up kr k,
Sajdhaj kr,
new dress pehan kar
shaadi, party,
ya kisi function me ja
rahi ho
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Toh samajh lo
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Nxt day ya to uski profile pic change hogi
ya
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relationship status
#9557 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Teacher:" maan lo thumhara dost, aur thumhari girl friend ek kashthi me savaar hai,
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aur doobne lagte hai,
batao tum kise bachaoge. ??
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Pappu:" kisi ko nahi, marne do donon ko..
Teacher:" kyu.. ??
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Pappu:" saale dono ek saath kashti me kar kya rahe the.. ??
#9702 TIPU
12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017
Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mein khaamosh baithe the..
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Gf ki soch:
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat nahi kar raha ??
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2- Kya ye dusri ladki k bare me soch raha hai ??
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai ??
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain ??
5- Kya main MOTI ho gayi hun??
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Bf ki soch:"BC Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai ??
