TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Agar koi Ladki make-up kr k,
Sajdhaj kr,
new dress pehan kar

shaadi, party,

ya kisi function me ja
rahi ho
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Toh samajh lo
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Nxt day ya to uski profile pic change hogi
ya
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relationship status

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#6745 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

kuch ladke.. ladkiyo k peche, hath dho kar

pad jaate hai..
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agar muh dho kar pade to kya pta koi mann

bhi jaye tongue emoticon

#7526 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

"Agar koi ladki khud aa ke aapse khe..

" I love You I cnt live without you
To samjh lo..

Eeeee Wroonnggg no. hai
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kaunu apki firki le rha hai

#8394 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Studnt:Mam ye mardana kamzori kya hoti hai?

Teacher: beta agar ap k khwab me koi ladki aye or waha par bhi uski izzat bach jaye,

to ise mardana kamzori kehte hai

#8978 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Teacher : Agar Koi Moti Ladki

Palat Ke Wapas Aye Toh

Iss Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ?
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.Pappu : GOL MAAL RETURNS..

#8982 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Science Teacher -
Agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye
toh usko Kiss karo,
turant theek ho jayegi.
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.Student: Magar, Sir usko behosh kaise kiya jaye..!

#9579 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ladki
(sherma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai..?
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Ladka:
pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi, hota hai,
jo cement or rait k darmiyaan pani ka hota hai..
farz karo
Ladka = cement
Ladki = rait
Love = pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to
wo strong,
nahi honge,
lekin agar in me pani mix
kar diya jaye,
to koi in ko Judaa nahi kar sakta...

Ladki(hans k): Kamine tu shakal se hi Mazdoor lagta hai.

#9760 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ladki:" (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai.. ??
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Ladka:" Pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me wohi hota he jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai..

Dekho

Ladka= Cement

Ladki= Rait

Love= Pani

Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge..

Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to inko koi juda nahi kar sakta...
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Ladki:"(Hans ke boli) Kamine tu Engineer hai na ??

#9942 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Agar ladki ko ulti aaye toh Gharwale: kaun hai woh
KAMINA?
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Agar ladka ulti krta hai toh Gharwale: KAMINA pee k
aaya hai
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MORAL: ulti chahe koi bhi kare KAMINA ladka hi hota hai..

#10035 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Agar Ladki k Cell Main
Balance Ho
To Samjh Jao ki

Us ka Boyfriend Hai..
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Aur
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Agar Ladke k Cell Main

Balance Ho To Samajh

Jao K Uss ki koi Gf

Nahi..