Aman 12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Agar ladki ko ulti aaye toh Gharwale: kaun hai woh
KAMINA?
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Agar ladka ulti krta hai toh Gharwale: KAMINA pee k
aaya hai
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MORAL: ulti chahe koi bhi kare KAMINA ladka hi hota hai..

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#6745 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

kuch ladke.. ladkiyo k peche, hath dho kar

pad jaate hai..
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agar muh dho kar pade to kya pta koi mann

bhi jaye tongue emoticon

#7526 Aman

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

"Agar koi ladki khud aa ke aapse khe..

" I love You I cnt live without you
To samjh lo..

Eeeee Wroonnggg no. hai
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kaunu apki firki le rha hai

#8194 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Agar ek hi sentence ladki aur ladka bole toh usme bahut difference hota he:
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eg.
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Girl: mene kal raat ek movie dekhte dekhte ek box tissue paper khatam kar diya.
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matlab ladki koy emotional movie dekh rahi thi.
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ab socho yahi sentence agar koy ladka bole toh???
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toh ladka kya dekh rha hoga????

#8394 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Studnt:Mam ye mardana kamzori kya hoti hai?

Teacher: beta agar ap k khwab me koi ladki aye or waha par bhi uski izzat bach jaye,

to ise mardana kamzori kehte hai

#8812 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Ladki patane ka tarika-

Chupke se usko
piche
jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjo FASI
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&
.Agr gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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"DIDI DAR GAYI"
"DIDI DAR GAYI" !!

#8978 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Teacher : Agar Koi Moti Ladki

Palat Ke Wapas Aye Toh

Iss Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ?
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.Pappu : GOL MAAL RETURNS..

#8982 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Science Teacher -
Agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye
toh usko Kiss karo,
turant theek ho jayegi.
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.Student: Magar, Sir usko behosh kaise kiya jaye..!

#9359 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko
bahut dhyan se dekh rha tha ....

Girl : -- impress hokar --
kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - .

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Boy-- I was thinking agar aap
meri mummy hoti to,
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mai bhi kitna sundar hota

#9439 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Agar koi Ladki make-up kr k,
Sajdhaj kr,
new dress pehan kar

shaadi, party,

ya kisi function me ja
rahi ho
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Toh samajh lo
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Nxt day ya to uski profile pic change hogi
ya
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relationship status

#9579 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Ladki
(sherma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai..?
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Ladka:
pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi, hota hai,
jo cement or rait k darmiyaan pani ka hota hai..
farz karo
Ladka = cement
Ladki = rait
Love = pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to
wo strong,
nahi honge,
lekin agar in me pani mix
kar diya jaye,
to koi in ko Judaa nahi kar sakta...

Ladki(hans k): Kamine tu shakal se hi Mazdoor lagta hai.