Rakesh 12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017

Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat,
Woh to aankhon se waar karti hain.

Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai,
Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai.

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#843 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

BAAP: Main Tumhari Shadi Apni Mrji Se Karunga....

BETA: No

BAAP: Ladki Ambani Ki Beti Hai

BETA: Phir Thik Hai

Baap- Ambani K paas Gaya

BAAP: Mein Tumhari Beti Ko Bahu Banana Chahta Hun.

Ambani : No

BAAP: Mera Beta World Bank Ka CEO Hai...

Ambani: Phir Thik Hai.

Baap- World Bank K President K Paas Jata Hai.

BAAP: Mere Bete Ko Bank Ka CEO Bana Do...

Presidnt: No

BAAP: Wo Ambani ka Damad Hai.

Presidnt: Phir Thik Hai.

YE HAI SIYASAT Nokri B Mili Or Chokri Bhi 😆 Hanso Mat Market Me New AaYa Hai...

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Group Kisika Bhi Ho Par Dhamaka Hamara Hi Hoga

#8219 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

When your phone battery is at 1%

and you are running to the phone charger like-.
.
"Mere saath reh bhaai..

aankhe band mat karna..

tujhe main kuch nhi hone dunga!"

#8487 Aman

12:00:00 AM 15 Feb, 2017

Mobile bana hai har ladki ki shaan,
Miss call karke ladko ko karti hai
paresaan,
Sms me likhti hai miss you meri
jaan,
Teri aawaj sunne ko betab hai
mere kaan,
4-5 boyfriend bana kar kehti hai
ek tu hi meri jaan,
Apne raaz saheliyo ko bata kar
karti hai hairaan,
Kehti hai ladko ko ullu banana hai aasaan,
Hosh me aawo mere bhai inko
pehchaan,
Mat pado inke chakkar me ladkiya hai shaitaan!

#9099 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…

Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .

Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..

Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…

Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .

Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…

Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…

Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…

#9102 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu
.
Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
.
.
Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad mat kar
.
.
Boy:" Q ??
.
.
Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k
alwa kuch nhi
.
.
Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja

#9529 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Boy :"Mein tumse bahut pyar krta
hu
.
Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
.
.
Girl :"Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad mat kar
.
.
Boy :"Q ?
. .
Girl :"Is raste pe patthr or kanto k
alwa kuch nhi
.
.
Boy :"Are pagli... tu tension na le
Mere pas WOODLAND k shoes hai bs
tu pat ja

#9732 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya.

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya.

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.

Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?

Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.

#10102 Aman

12:00:00 AM 17 Feb, 2017

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai.

10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan

vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.



Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon,

par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

#15577 Happy

12:00:00 AM 14 Mar, 2017

Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.”

#15676 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Marne par hame jannat mile ya nahi mile,
Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
Sms karne me kanjusi mat kar,
Mere dost kya pata jannat me network mile ya nahi mile