TIPU Bareilly@99 12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Me : Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyu Bolti Ho? frown.png
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She : Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai smile.png
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Me : Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai tongue.png grin.png
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#100 ADMIN

02:53:22 AM 11 Apr, 2016

3 Idiots part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😄

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? 😳

Rancho: Bahot dino se Whatsapp me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.😃

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Whatsapp is a Post, Sir.😌

Teacher: Can you please elaborate? 😤

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Whatsapp pe log daalte hai post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir...
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me reply!
Comment-reply...
Comment-reply... 😆

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-reply.. Comment-reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, tum batao.

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet via different operating systems using internet on whatsapp is called a Post... 😏

Teacher: Excellent!😘

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...😕

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh Facebook ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... 😡

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out! 😡😡😡

Rancho: Why sir?😧

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...😐

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!?😳

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. 😏

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!😩

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya...😕









Jaldi forward karo, market mein naya hein
😜😜😜😜😹😹?🌱

#130 ADMIN

06:58:09 AM 11 Apr, 2016

Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum
kya karoge..??
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Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!!
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Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..??
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Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhari
itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil
hai..!!

#464 ADMIN

07:49:11 AM 11 Aug, 2016

Four Seasons fill the measure of the year;
There are four seasons in the mind of man:—
He has his lusty Spring, when fancy clear
Takes in all beauty with an easy span:
He has his Summer, when luxuriously
Spring's honey'd cud of youthful thought he loves
To ruminate, and by such dreaming high
Is nearest unto heaven: quiet coves
His soul has in its Autumn, when his wings
He furleth close; contented so to look
On mists in idleness—to let fair things
Pass by unheeded as a threshold brook:
He has his Winter too of pale misfeature,
Or else he would forego his mortal nature.

#843 ADMIN

05:30:00 AM 01 Jan, 1970

BAAP: Main Tumhari Shadi Apni Mrji Se Karunga....

BETA: No

BAAP: Ladki Ambani Ki Beti Hai

BETA: Phir Thik Hai

Baap- Ambani K paas Gaya

BAAP: Mein Tumhari Beti Ko Bahu Banana Chahta Hun.

Ambani : No

BAAP: Mera Beta World Bank Ka CEO Hai...

Ambani: Phir Thik Hai.

Baap- World Bank K President K Paas Jata Hai.

BAAP: Mere Bete Ko Bank Ka CEO Bana Do...

Presidnt: No

BAAP: Wo Ambani ka Damad Hai.

Presidnt: Phir Thik Hai.

YE HAI SIYASAT Nokri B Mili Or Chokri Bhi 😆 Hanso Mat Market Me New AaYa Hai...

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Group Kisika Bhi Ho Par Dhamaka Hamara Hi Hoga

#5632 Aman

12:00:00 AM 12 Feb, 2017

me :shaadi karlete hai!do saal se relationship mai hai

she:baby but abtaq tumhare credit card ka outstanding only 3 lakhs hai!

me: blocked

#6268 Aman

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

he : kya tum mere liye karwa chauth ka vrat rakhogi?

she : han! but as a friend!

#6717 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

girl : me tumhe apna dil nahi de sakti.. smile.png
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me : main. itni upar ki soch bhi nahi raha
hu

#6836 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 13 Feb, 2017

me: main tumhe chahta hu

she: kitna?

me: jitna "big boss chahte hai", utna.. :|

#7376 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 14 Feb, 2017

Boy :- I love you ..
Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho???
Boy :- tum 7th ho
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Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you
too
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MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me
tha..