Rakesh 12:00:00 AM 08 Jun, 2017

Na Jaane Kya Dikhaya Jamane Ko Toone,
Ki, Hamesha Hi Isne Hai, Mujhko Sataya,

Jo Aisa Hi Karna Tha Hashar Mera, Moula,
Toh Kya Thi Jarurat, Kyu Mujhko Banaya.

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#2837 ADMIN

02:35:25 PM 01 Mar, 2017

Aasman ke taare puchte hain,

kya tumhe aaj bhi intezar hai

unke lout aane ka?

Ye dil muskra ke kehta hain,

mujhe toh ab tak yakin nahi,

unke chale jaane ka.

#9994 Aman

12:00:00 AM 16 Feb, 2017

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:" 300 rupees.
Engineer:"Chale ­ Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye
Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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Engineer:"Maree­z toh koi nahi hai ,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 mein le aaya...

Engineer Rocked-Doctor Shocked

#11266 TIPU

12:00:00 AM 18 Feb, 2017

Mujhko Rulane Se Milta Hai Sabko Na Jaane Kya,

Na Jaane Kyu Us Khuda Ko Bhi Raham Aata Nahi,

Maine Kabhi Bhi Na Ki Sikayat, Bhale Hi Laakh Gham Mile,

Magar Mere Moulal Sagar Se Ab Aut Jiya Jata Nahi

#15628 Happy

12:00:00 AM 14 Mar, 2017

Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao
Ladki : chapal nikali kya?
Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao.

#15804 Happy

12:00:00 AM 15 Mar, 2017

Jungle mein mor ne morni ko kiss kiya.
Morni use rok kar idhar udhar dekhane lagi.
Mor ne poochha "Kya hua jaaneman"
Morni : "Dekh rahi hu kahin pass mein Discovery Channel wale to nahi hain, nahi to MMS ban jayega."

#16078 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya

Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa Rocks!

#16103 Happy

12:00:00 AM 17 Mar, 2017

MEN's Depression

- Business Slow Chal raha hai..

- Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai..

- Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai..

- Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai..

- Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai...

WOMEN's Depression

- Tailor se dress mangwana hai..

- TV pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai..

- Kitty friends ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai..

- Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jana hai..

- Bachcho ka Open Day hai... Uffff koi dress he nahin samajh mein aa rahi hai..

- Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai..

- Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai..

- Bete ki result aaya hai(46%), kaamwali bai ke liye ek kilo mix mithai mangani hai..

- Aaj na jaane Pankhudi ka kya hoga..

- Raat ko baahar se kya mangaoon khane ke liye..

- Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti..

- Yeh Landline ka bill 2560/- kyun aaya hoga?

- Ye Deepika/Aalia/Kareena/Katrina itni over acting kyun karti hain?

- Kal mandir kya pehen ke jaoongi?

- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nahi aaya hai..

#16280 Happy

12:00:00 AM 18 Mar, 2017

Jungle mein mor ne morni ko kiss kiya.
Morni use rok kar idhar udhar dekhane lagi.
Mor ne poochha "Kya hua jaaneman"
Morni : "Dekh rahi hu kahin pass mein Discovery Channel wale to nahi hain, nahi to MMS ban jayega."

#25165 arman

12:00:00 AM 06 Jun, 2017

Nazarein Mile To Pyaar Ho Jata Hai,
Palkein Uthe To Izhaar Ho Jata Hai,

Na Jaane Kya Kasish Hai Chahat Mein,
Ki Koi Anjaan Bhi Hamari Zindagi Ka Haqdaar
Ho Jata Hai

#25219 arman

12:00:00 AM 06 Jun, 2017

Har Roz Koi Khwaab Toot Jata Hai,
Har Roz Koi Apna Rooth Jata Hai,

Na Jaane Meri Kismat Mein Kya Hai,
Jise Main Yaad Karun Wohi Mujhe Bhool Jata Hai.